herewith
man shut the fuck up lmao
Lmao the whole reason I came to the comment section
I imagined him on the back of a train, wearing a tophat, reading this from a scroll into an old timey microphone.
Old timey announcer: Mrs Trump was on hand to hand out fell for it again awards to the newsboys and street sweepers who waited around after the announcement.
Forsooth
I accept
I accept
Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?toll-free
1-800-IRAN-WON
“Trump, this is the seventh week in a row you’ve shown the reopened Hormuz Strait in class.”
Post the meme coward
Didn’t he say this like 39 times or something? Like why is today any different?
Let’s see Iran’s ceasefire statement
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The permanent and immediate halt of war on all fronts, including Lebanon.
Right so Israel’s going to bomb Beirut within 30 seconds and the deal will be off again.
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They won’t. Hell they can’t. Israel knows as soon as it stops fighting that’s it for them.
This is a complete and utter US loss if this is what they actually agree to
Complete and utter US loss happened months ago. It grows more complete and utter with each day not agreeing to this.
Iran’s reiteration of its commitment under the NPT not to produce nuclear weapons.
Iran was already doing that before the U.S. attacked. They also have an arguably more powerful weapon (in the sense you can actually use it): closing the strait.
The US did attack though 🤔
This stuff sounds good on the balance for Iran. But the reality of what the completely untrustworthy parties (US, Israel) will do is likely to differ substantially, unfortunately.
It is actually unbelievable to me that the US would pay $300 billion in reparations in some format. The only way they’d ever do something like that is if it’s actually just imperialism, like they get to own Iranian infrastructure going forward and claim that 6 bridges and a water plant is worth $300 billion.
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Which is a good position for them to have, yes. Slowly adopting a holding pattern of looking like the reasonable party while holding substantial leverage. But the imperialists also keep taking nasty potshots.
Is it tho?
Nah, isntreal already said they wont stop their shit in Lebanon. This is more bullshit from amerika
Bruh it was toll free on January this year, you and Bibi screwed things up and now the US government lost couple of billions worth of money that could’ve been spent elsewhere (e.g., on social program), there’s 800 dead Irani girls from the Tomahawk missile strike, and my bank account is like $300-400 poorer from the inflation your sorry ass caused for no reason.
Yah but Trump and friends made millions with his market manipulations via the war.
couple of billions worth of money that could’ve been spent elsewhere (e.g., on social program)
That was never going to happen
this is an announcement of a potential agreement to enter into a discussion about the terms of ceasefire
つまり, no shot. dead on arrival. Israel will kill it before pen meets paper.
Did he get Netanyahu’s permission?
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I HAVE A FEELING THIS IS NOT GOING TO MEAN ANYTHING
Didn’t officials say just yesterday or the day before that they were not interested in being part of his birthday nonsense?
it’ll be signed on friday if it lasts that long. they probably caved and announced something on his bday for some minor concession.
There is nothing in the deal about toll-free Mr Trump
It it set to be signed on Friday at 4pm east coast US time?
