Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Swords would be a great addition too!
Knights usually.
Ski jump, obv.
Texas Hold 'Em
Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.
I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses
Diving. I’m still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
It absolutely was. ☹️
It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it’s sickening some practices that are still allowed today
:( indeed
Basketball
It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuzkashiOh, oh, let’s have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.
There’s this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_basketballWe knew a former basketball donkey named Barbara. She was so very sweet. We would stop to give her a carrot or apple, she was very used to people and very old.
Awww, she sounds darling. I absolutely love donkeys
hobby horsing
Archery
Not quite a horse
Dudes will see this and be like “hell yeah!”
It’s straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah
That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.
Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Biathlon. Would love to see a horse fire a rifle.
Damn, look at that thing go! Those bois are galloping, too
Now that I would watch
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Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It’d be hard to find a sport that wouldn’t be improved by horses.
Most sports are worse when you add in animal cruelty imo
I’d argue that most equestrian sports would be better with bicycles. Bicycle polo is apparently a thing.
Horses are social animals that enjoy being active. I don’t know where animal cruelty was mentioned here?
Chess.
I wanna see two nerds trying to castle while riding at a full gallop, trying to juggle the board on the back of a saddle like a first-time dad trying to tell his wife to hold on until they get to the hospital.
You should check out chessboxing it’s actually very entertaining
They dont actually fight and play chess at rhe same time, they alternate, but the whiplash is wild. And you’ve got high-level players completely shook making blunders cause they were fighting 30 seconds ago
So what we’re saying is: chess jousting
That one season of Yu-Gi-Oh where they rode motorbikes for no reason
Greco-Roman wrestling.
I wanna see a horse get suplexed.
That’s on the shirt I’m wearing right now.
I wanna see a horse DO a suplex
