Pole dancing?
Taekwondo
I read through all of these suggestions and up voted mom. But even after reading all the others, yours still made me audibly chuckle.
I vote paintball with horse armor.
Also the markers are mounted on the horse, turning them into agile paint tanks.
Ice hockey. I mean, ice polo. The fights would be wicked.
Supermarket Sweep, insofar as that can be considered a sport.
Bobsledding.
“Feel the horses, feel the rhyme, get on up, it’s bobsled time”
Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Swords would be a great addition too!
Knights usually.
Ski jump, obv.
Texas Hold 'Em
Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.
I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses
Basketball
It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuzkashiOh, oh, let’s have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.
There’s this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_basketballWe knew a former basketball donkey named Barbara. She was so very sweet. We would stop to give her a carrot or apple, she was very used to people and very old.
Awww, she sounds darling. I absolutely love donkeys
Diving. I’m still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
It absolutely was. ☹️
It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it’s sickening some practices that are still allowed today
:( indeed
hobby horsing
Archery
Not quite a horse
Dudes will see this and be like “hell yeah!”
It’s straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah
That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.
Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
