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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days ago

AC is off in this house at my request🤠

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AC is off in this house at my request🤠

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did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 23 days ago
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    How am i not surprised its violet

  • Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world
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    Sorry honey, shower is broken, I’m gonna have to lick you clean after your workout instead 😂

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        you’re one of kind, I really hope I find my violet

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          Don’t we all

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    I’m like you but it’s sweaty, smelly and stinky women!

    • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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      Me, a bisexual:

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    To be the one to call you owner

    You could be my new sperm donor

    As you lift your shirt, I’m closer

    Grab me by the maw into your arm

    Pits, pits, pits, pits!

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      I’m imagining “Pits” like a really dirty death metal breakdown

      PITS PITS PITS PITS

      PITS PITS PITS PITS

      PITS PITS PITS PITS

      PITS PITS PITS PITS

      SWEATY PITS OF DOOM

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        Um… roll the tape back. I want to do more of those dubbadubba-doh-dees. I like those little guys…

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    Don’t even have an AC 😬

    And showering doesn’t help for long with being sweaty, sticky and stinky 😭

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      I live in the shower at this point. I’ve showered 5 times today. Not even touching my workstation since it generates heat

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