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If you got access to tax information, you could make every billionaire shit themselves to death
You xould write that they accidentally stabbed themselves to death while signing their fortune over to the Cuban Communist Party.
Part of the rules is that it has to be plausibly something they would do.
I don’t think that was a rule. You couldn’t puppet someone whose name and face you knew into killing someone else or make them cause an accident with additional casualties, and you couldn’t make them do something they didn’t have the knowledge to do (with some caveats: they couldn’t be made to reveal information they didn’t have, but they could be made to say or write specific phrases that were part of the instructions), but I don’t remember an individual plausibility restriction.
Light also tried to make a prisoner teleport to France before dying.
Right, physical possibility is one of them, but not like character motivation plausibility. Someone can be made to do something out of character, but not begin flying or walking through walls or the like.
Light makes the bus hijacker pick up the piece of the death note so he could plausibly see Ryuk and scream about a demon and unload his gun.
Names of all corporate executives.
Cause of death:
what are the rules?
musk should die in a tesla fire caused by a space x failure. bezos should crash his rocket in the amazon. bill gates should have a window fall on him and then die of a vaccine preventable infection.
bezos should crash his rocket in the amazon
Idk how convoluted it can get but I wanna see bezos crash in the Amazon only to miraculously survive but subsequently die a slow painful death to infection, disease, or some exotic animal’s venom
oooh, of something that his actions caused the extinction of what would have cured him.
that too many rules
“Died trying to suck own penis in public” would be hilarious probably the first 1000 times
i thought you couldn’t do repeats?
I don’t think that’s a rule? I mean, heart attack is the default.
i must have seen some spoof of it that added the rule.
Davos mass shooting
Davos kuru outbreak.
Make every one of them state on camera the time and date of the next one to die.
Give a bunch of world leaders auto erotic asphyxiation and see how the various news report it
Yeah, like, it would be so fucking funny if all of a sudden every billionaire went the way of David Carradine in the local super 8 motel. Let Q Anon sort THAT out.
Imagine every reactionary official going outside at noon and staring directly into the sun until they drown in their own spit, in a wave sweeping across the globe over the course of a day.
Alternately, exsanguination through pissing so hard and so long that all their blood comes out after they run out of piss. While onstage at a press conference confessing to every crime they ever committed.
I like the cut of your jib.
Write someone’s name, 99 years and “From old age”.
You mean how they did with Kissinger?
L will never catch me now
Then they die in 40s from a heart attack. Gotta know the rules
Edit:
How to Use It: XXVII
If you write, “die of disease” for the cause of death, but only write a specific time of death without the actual name of disease, the human will die from an adequate disease. But the Death Note can only operate within ,23 days* (in the human calendar). This is called the 23-day rule.
Also LVII
In the Death Note, you cannot set the death date longer than the victim’s original life span. Even if the victim’s death is set in the Death Note beyond his/her original life span, the victim will die before the set time.
Okay well then write 23 days of old age exclusively about young people.
they get shot with a gun by a white man in the middle of trying to blame gun violence on minorities. their spouse doesn’t even try to hide the fact that they are using the death for personal gain. also gets uncomfortably close to a guy who fucks couches. despite the best efforts of the worst people to make them a martyr, their only lasting impact on the world is ai-generated faceswap shitposts and their name becomes a brainrot term for children who will never know who they were. i don’t think it’s possible to come up with a funnier death than that.
I use the note to make you and me kiss and live a long and happy life
Surely that would be the Life Note
So the death note cannot be used to extend an individual’s life span beyond what is fated for them, but if you had shinigami eyes or another way of knowing that date, you could still use the note to influence others without effectively shortening their lifespan (e.g. shortening it by one second and then guaranteeing a peaceful, rather than painful, death) and potentially locking in those conditions against manipulation from other death notes
There’s a maximum time that a death note can kill someone from when the command is drawn in.
Oooh hmmm. Okay. Scratch my idea then
they made an anime of it, it’s called Love Tyrant. It’s a bit creepy but not as creepy as it could be, which I guess is exceeding the bar for anime
Best answer in the thread
All tech CEO’S keep going about their day as normal with the one exception that they’re shitting their pants the whole time, until they all die of dehydration
Death by
Bill Clinton; confesses all his crimes live on tv then drinks hemlock out of his saxophone
Bonus Eruptus
I’M FREE NOW
