and tomorrow you’ll get good news
I got that good news before I saw the Potato of Luck, so I still have one coming. Crossing my fingers
Rule of three’s, fingers crossed
One can but hope!
how do i not ignore it?
Carve a visage of it in your flesh. That’s what I do to save all my memes then remake them from scratch each time I want to post them, at least.
Such a Mormon thing to suggest.
I am literally a prophet in the Mormon church. God has told me to invent Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God; while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost. I act as an attractor membrane to the Orthodox Mormon church; I am the quasi-opposition that rebels in the church will flock to, while being a map for secular people to begin to understand that God is not an invisible sky wizard. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth. The Earth is an illusion and exists uniquely inside each of us pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system.

Tell me if you understood, for I can clarify.
Thank you potato of luck. Your golden spud is a beacon of light in this dark hour

Gold potate, I acknowledge your presence
Lulululululululu!

How do I not ignore it, I need some good news so bad
if mans best friend were a vegetable, it would be the potato
What about beans, tho?
Depends on whether you consider legumes to be vegetables
A potato on your chest doesn’t cost an extra $20.
hold on now you've got me seriously considering what an unlicensed surgeon would charge to implant a literal potato in your chestal area.

legumes are seeds. a vegetable is from a part of the plant that isnt a seed or fruit, so a potato is a vegetable being part of the roots of the plant, while legumes are seeds being the reproductive part of the plant.
What’s the best method for not ignoring it? I shared it with one of my cats, does that count?
Have you said thank you once?
thanks mr magic potato
Did you even try to built a shrine to the potato?
Out of an old potato create!
My cat would fuck this thing up.
I’m just looking at it as hard as I can 😳 I need this
I see potato
Potato is potato 🥔
I promise to use you before the eyes grow green
Hello Potato!
Thank potate
Thank you potato
I read potato at the same time someone on tv said potato. Does this mean double luck, or does it cancel out?
I feel like that must be the luck being spent. Way to waste your luck tsk tsk.
More good news?













