Should have made it a fountain with the hole coming out of the neck
I’m pretty sure that’s people’s plan…
Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
If you get the right angle, the splashback could be pretty realistic…
Is this AI?
It’s slop, yes
Don’t give him ideas, somebody might actually buy the Charlie Kirk fountain.
… Damn, if I had $100k to spare (and a drill) I might genuinely add that fountain to my yard.
The artist spent $100k, they thought it would sell for millions.
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
The amount of time it took me to realize that didn’t say “Futanari”…
😐
If given the chance I would love to urinate on it
It’s a decent likeness, but somehow not quite creepy enough.
I wouldn’t pay money or travel to see it, but if I happened to walk by it and I was sure of not catching a charge, I’d probably be willing to stop and piss on it.
His weird body is the creepy part of this statue. It looks like his body is underwater and you’re viewing it from above the surface in the way that makes it look squashed.
The guardians out here doing their best to help a Kirk fan sell his shit
Gotta find something to pad between articles from JK Rowling about how Dumbledore would happily murder Trans people and some Reform UK slimeball insisting Ukraine refugees were stealing all the NHS money.
Let’s make a freedom statue for a fascist because why not?
Lol the right has basically forgotten about him already
It’s missing that neck…scratch.
if it was a fountain someone would have bought it
Labeling fascist culture war ghouls “activists” may literally be correct but I refuse to consider them so. They are not activists as we colloquially consider them. They are agitators, stochastic terrorists and our media has been laundering their awful slop for far too long.
Have fun in hell Charlie you scumbag.
Charlie Kirk was an “activist” in the same way that Horst Wessel was an “activist” - which is to say that the regime picked him up as a mascot after he got ganked, so the regime could get some blood on their flag and say “look what they did to my boy 😭”.
This artist just needs to get good at marketing.
If he made it into a guerilla piece in some park and then “someone” shot it in the neck, pouring red paint on it, and then he “complained” about it to the press
…then it would be worth a lot
It looks like dogshit. And that’s before you even consider the fact that it looks like Charlie Kirk.
It’s got the Ronaldo statue vibes.
What sculptor has $100,000 to piss away???
If it included labour, all of them who want to make it
Really takes off from the headline…
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise “millions” of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
To add injury to insult, Furnari recently broke his foot working on the statue, after tripping over a roll of tape in his studio.
“Is it cursed? Maybe. I don’t know,” he told the Guardian.
RIP Luis Jimenez, sculptor of “Blucifer”.
Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
Stick it in a pay toilet and you can still make your money back.
Make a Trump statue as well and you’d have the start of a pay toilet sculpture garden. World’s first!
Maybe take the commission, THEN do the work next time. What a dumb ass.
Wonderful likeness. I know I might seriously injure myself if I were to punch it in the face… But I still want to punch it in the face.
