Everyone knows group sex with a group size that isn’t in the Fibonacci sequence is bad luck.

My old piercing healed so you already know what time is it

Just scheduled an appointment to get 2 done that are known for taking a while to heal but itll be on the same ear so ill have one ear that’s free

No matter how bad my day is going, if I see a dog with its head out a car window, I feel a little better.

kinda excited to be back at work next week to 1) get paid and also 2) I made some chili powder out of smoke dried red ripened shishito peppers, thai ornamental peppers, and like 5 ghost peppers and I’m gonna give my turkish coworker a bag and she’s gonna lose her mind over that shit

if I make harissa with it she’ll be fiending for it like an addict

the anticipation of the praise is almost as good as the praise

LLM AIs, but it’s snarky and blows you off.

I bust with the gin and bud sack

Hexbear 4 life Paramount Chapo Crip front and bacc

Just saw a swarm of bluebirds divebombing a huge black snake near one of our sheds

it was pretty cool. Snake got away okay so now I get to worry about a huge ass snake under my shed but it’s almost certainly not venomous

also saw a little baby bird in the middle of the yard like 100ft from where I think their nest is, no idea how it got there but I put it back in hopefully the right bird house before the birds started bombing me too

now i’m gonna go make chili

loving the latest chapo episodes with just will and katherine. very cute banter and doesn’t have felix’s long winding rants

Reading about a Drag Queen who directed a Troma film(Doris Fish, Vegas in Space):

Very funny it was a singular plant

New type of guy: someone deeply nostalgic for 2009-2013 as the “golden age” and is a fierce conservative of that time. They can be liberal about gay marriage and whatnot, but any culture views beyond what was the majority held opinion at the time (left or right) is seen as a modern corruption of this golden age.

They’re staunch defenders of stomp, clap, hey music. They love craft beer and wood-fire pizzas and other hipstery stuff from back then. They’re decked out in flannel, chukkas, and selvedge denim and make edits on how we must return to such times.

Me sowing: haha I can defeat the nefarious sports drinks companies by simply adding table salt to fruit squash and water

Me reaping:

Me trying to discern which megathread is which:

@Cowbee@hexbear.net Bizarre Adventures

A pretty good rule for guessing what year something happened is that if you can’t begin to guess a year, like it could be anywhere in the modern era, 85 % of the time it actually happened between 1850 and 1880.