- cross-posted to:
- gaming@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- gaming@lemmy.world
You’re gonna have hemorrhoids half way into your 99 wc grind
Greatness requires sacrifice
Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.
To take advantage of the arm rests properly, you’d need to lean back. But leaning back is disgusting because that is the underside of the lid that catches all of the atomized shit spray when flushing. This is not the luxury sold by the visual
This will sound crazy, but I’ve found sitting up straight, back aligned with the seat helps reduce my time… grinding levels.
Yeah, and having a little footrest so you can properly achieve a squat-like position unkinks the hose, so-to-speak.
Squatty potty enjoyers, unite!
Like a 2018 podcast.
poocast
Easy solution: never flush
So a second, removable lid perhaps? Or a automated cleaning system before you sit down? Just spiteballing here.
Hemorrhoid Approved!TM
~Brought to you by the National Insides on the Outside Council.~
Needs a voice activated bidet
“Bidet wash my butthole please”
MOOOOM! BATHROOM!
🤣
It’s better than the one you turn on with a breathalyzer
It’s the shit.
I’ll walk myself out.
Prepare for warp peed!

That’s the epic movie watching chair.
I’d rather watch “Ow, my balls!”
Mobile gaming chair
Prepare for the launching of the photon torpedoes !
Perfect for Quake 3 Arena.

Beautiful.
No. 2 gaming chair in the world.
So 2026…the explosive lettuce chair.
It’s really kind of shitty.
Looks like a decent face rest for viewing the 3D graphics, but I’d encourage you to add some padding, particularly around the chin area.











