I keep reminding you to wash your asshole and yet several of your comrades have complained about your “rancid butt stink” (their words, not mine). Come here. I need to sniff you so I can determine the veracity of these claims.
My superior avian cloaca doesn’t need to be wiped as it is free from the tyranny of your fat human ass cheeks
Ham cheeks race
Keep your ass where I can see it, please, that’s far enough
They’re reaching!!! fart noises
Only my wife is allowed to sniff my butt, tyvm
Maybe they don’t have an unclean ass, maybe they have the correct ass state in an unclean world
Bidet gang rise up
Sunning my butthole rn
It’s a classic Sisyphean struggle
imagine having an ass that needs washing. Im a gentleman, my ass is never unclean
Does your poop come out without touching your anal walls or what
uh you asked but maybe TMI
You know what, ever since I’ve been psyllium fibermaxxing it just kinda comes shooting out like a perfect log with little to no residue. It’s made wiping way easier 99% of the time. I thought I was getting enough fiber from salads and greens and nuts and whole grains but I guess the soluble fiber from psyllium forms a sort of gel and it just really helps clean you out
posting this because i think more people need to know that not all fiber is equal
sniff, coward, you’re only smelling a fart.
