We all remember the movie store, don’t we? I loved going to the movie store. I never considered someone might have grown up in the movie store. The place where we all went to buy(?) movies.
The Thread below is gold too, it just got caught in the screenshot.
More from movie store guy because he is otherwise the most generic person:
Everyone on Threads posts like they’re using the JD Vance strategy to distract from being mentioned in the Epstein files 1000 times.
it took a special kind of hopeless dipshit to watch the increased nazification of twitter under elon musk and decide “y’know what, i bet mark zuckerberg would do a better job here”
If you’re on threads to see this are you real?
Nah. I downloaded it on the work phone since Facebook keeps bugging you to. I look at it to not be a person for a couple of minutes whilst my manager is late to a meeting he set
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I like movie.
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We all remember the movie store, don’t we? I loved going to the movie store. I never considered someone might have grown up in the movie store. The place where we all went to buy(?) movies.
Not all of us are twelve. Some of us are
My super-generous interpretation would be, their parents owned a DVD/VHS store and thus their parents spent a lot of time “raising” them in the store. But they probably just mean, they went in the Suncoast every time they went to the mall as a kid.
They’re just normal ass people, your vision is skewed because we’re all wierd af in here
Everything that pops up on there has that internetty speak to it. All that shit like “didn’t you do a good adulting today” and “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”
The weirdness here feels more authentic than the banal aesthetics of Threads
It must be hard to grow up in a house were a sizeable part of the place is a closed-off section that you can’t enter until you turn 18. It’s like living in some Deltarune-ass JRPG where the starting town has an area that you notice in the first 5 minutes of exploring the overworld but you eventually come to realize it will only be accessible in the final act and also it has hospitalized your childhood friends’ dad from a terrible gooning accident.
I kind of respect that mariecurieuk post because while it is obviously dumb as all hell it’s at least strategically brilliant in that anybody arguing against it looks like a right asshole
Do I have brain damage? What is going on here?
is anyone on the internet real? https://archive.ph/363Vh (sourced from https://www.vulture.com/article/social-media-feeds-chaotic-good-projects-clipping.html )
I feel like that show Wandavision is an obvious example of clipping mentioned in this article. There seems to be so much surface level Threads style hype for that show out there
