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This is the best thing I’ve read today.
What the fuck? If I was the manager I’d pay this guy twice. That’s exactly the experience I want if I go to a place named after that specific part of the movie.
If I managed a Bubba Gump Shrimp restaurant I’d definitely do that every now and then when I got bored
If I were a guest, I’d either need emergency medical attention after running out of breath from laughing too hard or else I would order “The Complete Sampler” just to see what happens.
You better have like $200 on you for that one. Their prices are ridiculous.
Thanks for the heads up. I haven’t eaten there before. Still, I’ve paid more for concert tickets, and I think this might be one hell of a show.
It’s part of the hidden menu.
You have to say “Just gimme the whole gosh darn boat.”
It comes out on a mini shrimp trawler, kind of like a sushi boat.
“Got authentic Forrest Gump experience. It was terrible.”
Smh, some people cannot appreciate what a REAL cousine is like…
Chaotic neutral, gotta love it
“two orders of shrimp on a bigger stick, please, but can you put the shrimp on the small stick instead?”
shrimp taco is definitely not made up
It’s also a sex thing!
… go on …
it does not sound like a good sex thing
… go on …
Bubba Gump way off the mark here.
That man should TRAIN the waitstaff.
this guy is a legend 😂
Could have been like the ‘meow’ scene in super troopers. Like it was a competition to see how long you’d let him go.
This really makes me crave a Diet Coke
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