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agentant [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Hexbear Elections

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Hexbear Elections

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agentant [any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • kittenzrulz123 [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Im officially running under the LUXURY CATS party (Lesbian Union of Xenial Universe Resources and Yearnings for Communist Automated Transcendence in Space)

    Our official ideology is Fully Automated Luxury Lesbian space catgirl communism

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Official, friendship ended with Party for Badposting and Slop. LUXURY CATS is my new party now.

  • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Nah, should be 299 people in the Liberal Party and one person in the One True Leftist Party

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      So true lib

      • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        I know we are, the one true leftist hasn’t graced us with their presence.

    • Edie [it/it/its/its/itself, she/her/her/hers/herself]@lemmy.encryptionin.space
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      I’m the one true leftist. You can tell because I split off from hexbear.


      ⓘ This user is suspected of being a cat. Please report any suspicious behavior.

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Where is the electoralism party that got 100% of the votes because they were the only ones to show up to the election?

    • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      technically that’s all of these parties

      the voting rate in the Chapo Republic is like 10% and 90% is people who complain about electoralism but also don’t do anything (the people who actually do things all left the Chapo Republic)

      • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        The ones who walk away from Chapo republic

  • micnd90 [he/him,any]@hexbear.net
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    Vegans, gaymers, and linux users got 0 seat lmao

    • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      Also no transgender marxists. Nice liberal “democracy” you got there.

      • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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        It really is like a liberal democracy since I picked all the delegates myself with no voting process, just like how the wealthy do it.

        • 9to5 [she/her]@hexbear.net
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          Wow. So much liberalism. Its like Im living in the heart of the Empire isaac-pog

          • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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            *Hexpire

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      Me, a linux user: doggirl-tears

  • unaware [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    not People’s Party for Badposting (PPB)?

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      I might run a poll in the future to fill this out again

  • Ilixtze@lemmy.ml
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    Voting for whatever party Juan Guaidó is in .

    • FALGSConaut [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m With Jeb jeb

    • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      guaido

  • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    [Delete Party] xi-button

  • Blakey [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    liBEARal party

    hexbear always telling on itself

    • chgxvjh [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Libearntreal

  • Rom [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Beanis Party beanis

  • Wheaties [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Wake me when the coalition government forms in opposition to United Chapo Party

  • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    we might have gotten what we’re saying, but i don’t think so

    • Trying2KnowMyself [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      That’s what I’m saying!

      • ChatPPB [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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        when i said “it’s the end times” i said “maybe it would kill me”. i said “yeah that’s fine”

        he’s correct. he’s saying “yeah i think he’s right.” and they’re a great little-known writer but he also can see if he’s still not “im aware”

  • LadyCajAsca [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    this ain’t complete without the party heads, ideologies, party wings and the socio-economical-political situation of the great democratic people’s republic of hexbear

    • agentant [any]@hexbear.netOP
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      This was just a proof on concept tbf, it could also be paired with that chart from like a year ago that lists party positions like General Secretary and Minister of Agriculture.

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