“You haven’t asked me one fucking positive question,” he said. “All of this. What about this? What about that? What about that? What about this? All negative.”
The president had been asked about whether Mitch McConnell should resign from the Senate because of his health issues. Trump responded by indicating that videos of McConnell struggling were a “disappointment to a lot of Republicans,” before noting that “Sleepy Joe gave pardons to everybody.” He then exploded, questioning why they were asking about the White House renovations so much, and griping that they hadn’t asked him about Venezuela. Time pointed out that they talked about Venezuela at length earlier in the interview.
“I don’t understand. I’m sitting here. I’ve done all this stuff,” Trump said. “I took the White House and made it beautiful again.”
Here’s a positive question about his deeds that a reporter should ask:
Mr. President, how good did it feel to rape children?
“Maybe you should do something positive to ask about, eh?”
“Mr President, do you think the world will be better off when you are dead?”
That question carries the possibility that he’d wiggle out and say something like, “the world would be much diminished without me!”
Question should eliminate that route by asking something like “what is the most substantial benefit the world will see when you die?”
It would be fun to answer in a completely deadpan voice “That is correct Mr. President, I have only asked you negative questions, this is because they are the most relevant to your presidency.”
They should have asked him how much he enjoys getting pounded in the ass by Israel. That is positive.
Quiet piggy.
You haven’t done one fucking positive thing.
Should ask what good does he think he has done. Let the man dig his own grave.
I would love for a reporter to respond that way to him, dead-pan style.
he got COVID that one time…that was decent day
And then there was that time he “mysteriously” disappeared for a weekend or two weeks or something
Seeing that helicopter haul him away filled me with hope.
The high gas prices are making EVs appealing, even without subsidies.
I’ve got a nice etrike. I haven’t tried to get it on the train yet, but if I can I will be able to access most of Northern California, instead of the 30 mile radius around me
Honestly I only use the car like once a week, and it’s for a rehearsal I could probably take the train to
OK but he hasn’t done a positive thing on purpose. 😂
If the world is lucky he might do one soon.
Die?
The Trump The
Thank you, Mr Worf.
Eat any good books lately?
That’s not quite true… he did have the flags lowered to half mast for a week when Dolly Parton passed. Besides that one thing, yes… you are correct.
I think he also passed an executive order that made abuse of an animal a felony. So like… 2 positive things and 100,000 negative things. Pretty much equal.
Once is a coincidence. Twice? Basically Gandhi.
…he shares a few proclivities with Gandhi, in fact.
Whats his angle?
I highly doubt that was done on his order. More likely, everyone was going to do it anyway and he just took credit. Because that’s all he ever does. Fucking useless trash. JUST DIE ALREADY YOU OLD FUCK!
he was only doing that because of his own image and the negative press and backlash had he not done so.
He thinks stealing their oil is an accomplishment
Their dirty oil that we can’t even use
Nah he can sell it and put it in an account in a qatari bank that the government may or may not control. That counts as we right?
If you’re a good person all questions can be positive questions!
Did you even say thank you?
God I wish this headline was literal.
It’d make my day if one of the reporters had replied “We’re not all here to kiss your ass, pig boy.”
Or… You’ve not done one good thing to ask about.
I’d laugh if they started taking up mumbling stuff under a cough (but catching it on the microphone for later, unattributed) like “quiet piggy!” and “shut up donnie”.
I just want to see one of these reporters, or anyone really, break decorum and just go off on this motherfucker to his face. He’s just a big fucking coward when it comes down to it. He just never has to confront it, and that’s a shame.
We need new shoe throwers
If theres one thing Bush Jr could do, it was dodge those shoes
I hated Bush’s guts, but I had to admit: that was impressive. Kind of like Wendi Deng thwarting the would-be pie-thrower
I was actually pretty impressed at his reflexes, TBH. Not that the job really requires it (or it usually doesn’t), but he was pretty nimble there.
I think donnie would take it full in the face and not even know what happened, since he’s about half-asleep all the time. Dozey donnie, they call him. Everyone’s saying.
W dodged those shoes like someone who’d had shoes thrown at them before.
At least Bush was fast enough to dodge it. I’m pretty sure Trump would have a Amberjack logo pressed into his forehead.
Yeah. And he’d probably doze off right after…
Ha ha, what a bitch prez is. He should just die. Naturally of course.
Honestly I’m expecting something supernatural at this point. Maybe he’ll explode into a mass of tentacles on live TV or split his seams and it turns out he was bugs the whole time.
Maybe a jet engine would darko Donnie and spare us the trouble
Just fucking die already you Epstein class fucking rapist.
America will have decades or more before the rest of the world trusts them ever again, if ever.
Well there is that one theater play where Trump drops dead of a heart attack. No such luck in our reality, though.
“I took the White House and made it beautiful again.”
As beautiful as a meth heads trailer.
The problem with ‘flooding the zone with shit’ is that there is an entire zone of shit to be clarified by people who have the job of clarifying shit.
