Bigus Duckis
This is what is commonly known as a ‘wingy’, given by birds who are not able to do the pigeon.
If you want the goose to look at it it’s $15 extra
Early British mating display. ‘Birds’ (left), hominid (right)
Surely you mean Greek? That there swan is a god. Clearly.
First recorded case of a bird being a prude
Incorrect.
First depiction of the wingjob.
Anthropologists discover evidence of ancient subspecies of humans with gigantic, goose-like penises.
Encyclopedia image from the “wingjob” article
You must be this tall to ride.
“NO, MOM! IT’S NOT A PHASE! ONE DAY I’M GONNA MARRY BEAKY AND FLAPPY!”
The Island of Dr. Moreooohhhhhh
The relative sizes of adult and juvenile cobra chickens, Justin Bieber for scale.
Fig. A. “busting a wing nut, method 1.”
Duck, duck, moose
Winged Man
Honk!
