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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago

The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

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The United States be like, "Who are you voting for?"

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • DanicaTheRebel [comrade/them,she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Sorry tankies, but I’m voting for Papa Palpatine. I may not support all of his policies, but it’s either him or General Grievous. The genocide will be a lot bigger if the separatists win. Anyone who opposes Palpatine is obviously funded by Count Dooku.

    maybe-later-kiddo

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      Yes Palpatine is pouring funding into a literal genocidal planet destroyer, but it’s supporting local arms industries, plus inflation of the credit is slightly less than it was.

      Alderaan is full of rebel terrorists anyway so I hope he does blow it up, and if you don’t vote for Palpatine you’re basically voting for the other guy. He would blow up TWO planets at least.

      Vote Papa Palp, no qualms nor qualp!

  • StalinStan [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Once you make sure the evil politicians is in office and you have no power to influence the outcome that is when you are allowed to try to change things

  • Angel [any]@hexbear.net
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    I’m voting for Deez

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I’m voting my heart and going with Ligma

      • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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        A vote for Bofa is a vote for Trump

        • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          You all should vote for Hava.

          • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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            Hava?

            • Owl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              Hava nice day!

              lmao gotteeeem

              • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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                OH SHIDD OH FUGG IVE BEEN OWNED oooaaaaaaauhhh

          • Amerikan Pharaoh@lemmygrad.ml
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            I’m voting for Candace

            • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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              i’m waiting to hear what the candidates have to say at sawcon

              • CarbonScored [any]@hexbear.net
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                Personally, I’m still hoping for Amanda

        • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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          Better a vote for Hugh Jass than a vote for Oliver Klosoff

    • Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml
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      Who’s Deez?

  • Runcible [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    lawful evil is better than chaotic evil or something, that’s why you have to vote blue

    • Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip
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      Only problem is that some people believe the chaotic evil is more of a chaotic saviour. They would rather vote for someone that will bring change even if it’s for the worse. That’s what’s happening now all over the world. Netherlands, India, Argentina, Sweden and many more.

      It’s not that the people don’t know they are evil but it’s more likely that these people have similar views and these parties just cater to already existing evil.

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        Luckily, democracy in this country is a total sham. Your vote means almost nothing. Also, both candidates are pretty much the same person at this point.

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          Agreed. You saw that a lot with Trump’s first term. He blurted out a lot of stupid shit regarding policy, but the permanent/deep state was still there to keep the entire thing on rails.

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    deleted by creator

  • BountifulEggnog [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    I’m voting for B for the novelty.

    • Awoo [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      B seems easier to fix than A tbh. He’s the lesser evil.

      • DanicaTheRebel [comrade/them,she/her]@hexbear.net
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        You are obviously funded by Count Dooku, tankie.

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          Look, if I shoot an RPG at Immortan he dies, if I do the same to the fucking Emperor (if I can even get anywhere near his death star to begin with) the result is it stopping mid air and being flung directly back at me.

          Immortan is way fucking easier to solve.

          • JohnBrownNote [comrade/them, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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            imortan is easier to solve but then you have to live in the postapocalptic aussie desert instead of a space culture with bacta tanks and hot aliens.

            • SkingradGuard [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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              and hot aliens

              Uhhh, somone call the Volcel police, we’ve got a live one here! spray-bottle

              • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]@hexbear.netB
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                The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

                نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

                volcel-police

        • Pili [any, any]@hexbear.net
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          Uncritical support for the CIS in its heroic struggle to liberate the occupied Outer Rim systems from the genocidal Galactic Republic.

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    i vote for death of the bourgeoisies no matter whut

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    MEDIOCRE.

  • Dessa [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    Who is the RFK Jr. in this?

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      People Eater (the worm has fully taken control)

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