I literally grow beans for a living now so growing beans

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Bottomless pit supervisor

Pigpoopball cleaner

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I will be part of the straight, white male gulag. But as a straight, white, male I will take the burden upon myself to be the liaison to the Femme Queer Commune. This will be a self appointed position where I speak for my fellow straightoids on my breaks from the mines.

Someone’s gonna have to maintain order in the horny jail and administer punishments.

I’m consulting with my handler, wait

Right, it looks like I’m gonna be the public facing lawyer who lives outside the compound.

I’ll pet all the cats

Well since nobody offered to cook, guess I’ll be

Stovetop and grilling only though I cannot be trusted with baking anything except like nachos.

I can make some mean breakfast, stir fry, kebabs, etc.

I also love gardening so that too since we would likely want to grow as many ingredients as possible.

News anchor

Cum Retrieval Specialist

Small business owner

that’s not the workplace, it’s my job title