Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
Dude, either shave the mustache or grow the rest of the beard.
As it stands now it’s just a billboard for the Cruise Patrol.
They do? Great! Let’s get rid of them.
It turned him gay after one scan! That is why, when his wife called the hotel room, a random guy answered the phone. He explained to her that her husband is now gay because of the airport scanner and he would be turned back once he scanned again. "They work like switches, he said to her, and then added, "and boy was your husband turned on!” He went in to explain it always makes her husband gay when travels.
Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.
And that’s saying something.
There are some really silly ones
Yet Christianity is the silliest.
Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.
Worshiping this sexy man.
And then being like “gay is bad mkay”
Silly.
My religion is based on there being no universal truths, and cookies being the embodiment of all that is pure and good in creation.
And Christianity is still the silliest by a wide margain.
“Refuse airport bodyscan searches!”
“Because they’re a means of privacy invasion and demostrates the TSA’s pointless existence yet dangerous power?”
“No, becuase they’ll turn you into a sausage-loving twink!”
If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn’t complain.
In case anyone is wondering why they say stupid shit like this, it’s because they need to be able to convince a whole lot of stupid people that being gay can be “cured”, just as it can be caused. And the cure? Religion.
It’s all a big scam.
I figured it was so that when it’s discovered that they’ve been boning other dudes (or kids unfortunately) they can blame TSA scanners or some other shit. Surely it can’t just be that they’re monstrous assholes.
As stupid as this is, I see mostly positive consequences coming from this: either they’ll oppose TSA, or they’ll refuse to fly. Both sound like a win to me.
But TSA is also big into molesting people and touching them inappropriately.
Which makes it a big win for conservatives.
I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.
Probably the only good thing DOGE has done is slash TSA funding.
I mean, as much as the next thing. We don’t really know what would turn people gay.
Ummm, nothing. It’s a biological trait upon birth. Christians are so funny when they say it’s a choice. So if you feel it’s a choice, pastor, or Brother, then guess what? You have a biological attraction to men. But no, they’d rather continue the lie that the Bible condemns homosexuality, not pedophilia, as that means they are really in trouble.
… and adds, “so if anyone catches me sucking dick in the airport bathroom, that would be why.”
It happened to him & he felt the need to warn everyone. 🤣🤣🤣
