None of these are real names. There’s no way.
They’re not, it’s a long running joke
No Chudson Truckley?
That’s just Mike Truk’s stage name
But seriously, if nothing happens until the end of the year, the Patriot Act expires.
come on now you know they’d just be like “we reinstate everything but only the bad stuff”
I don’t dare hope that hard
Okay this is finally funny enough to start paying attention to
Fake news. I’m actually running for Parliamentarian.
You have my vote
lmao, my eyes instantly went to Rep. Mike Truk then i scanned for Rep. Todd Bonzalez to make sure i wasn’t losing my mind.
Sleve McDichael being at the top was too obvious, they should have buried that at like #3
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Tag yourself im Bobson
Damn it. Sigh. I should have made a House Thunderdome joke. Housederdome? It’s been there this whole time.
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Question, if there are House Republicans, are there also Outdoors Republicans and maybe even Wild Republicans?
Outdoor Republicans are the ones with their AR-15s killing all the birds
Wild Republicans are all over the mountains of Idaho. Try not to feed them or they’ll come into your camp and quote Ayn Rand at you while they dig through your coolers.
I’ve heard there are even Endangered Republicans 😔
Not enough, unfortunately
You can help expand this list
Never heard of any of these peoples names.
It’s a meme lol
I dont get it
They’re fake American names a Japanese gamedev made up for a NES baseball game.
Flinch posted the reference here in the thread.
What’re the odds any of them give a fuck about poverty in this country?
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Got me again. Thought it was real at first because the names sounded real enough. I thought the race was turning into one of those clown car presidential primaries for a second. Good joke.
Mike Truk is the real one in this list, right?
I was thinking the same thing
