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Military models Canadian response to hypothetical American invasion
Armed Forces envision insurgency tactics like those used by Afghan mujahedeen, sources say. But officials and experts stress a U.S. operation is unlikely, and the scenarios are conceptual
The Canadian Armed Forces have modelled a hypothetical U.S. military invasion of Canada and the country’s potential response, which includes tactics similar to those employed against Russia and later U.S.-led forces in Afghanistan, two senior government officials say.
It is believed to be the first time in a century that the Canadian Armed Forces have created a model of an American assault on this country, a founding member of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization and a partner with the U.S. in continental air defence.
A military model is a conceptual and theoretical framework, not a military plan, which is an actionable and step-by-step directive for executing operations.
The Globe and Mail is not identifying the officials, who were not authorized to discuss the military’s thinking on this matter publicly. The officials, as well as a number of experts, say it is unlikely the Trump administration would order an invasion of Canada.
The Globe reported this week that Canada is considering sending a small contingent of troops to Greenland to join a group of eight European countries that are holding military exercises as a show of solidarity for Denmark, of which the self-ruling island is a territory.
U.S. President Donald Trump has been challenging NATO allies with repeated calls for the U.S. to acquire Greenland and threats to impose tariffs on European countries who oppose the takeover. Those threats escalated after his attack on Venezuela and capture of President Nicolás Maduro earlier this month.
Mr. Trump has also repeatedly mused about Canada becoming the 51st state. On the weekend, NBC reported Mr. Trump has been increasingly complaining to aides in recent weeks about Canada’s vulnerability to U.S. adversaries in the Arctic. Steve Bannon, the former Trump chief strategist who remains close to the President, said Canada is “rapidly changing” and becoming “hostile” to the United States.
The two senior government officials said military planners are modelling a U.S. invasion from the south, expecting American forces to overcome Canada’s strategic positions on land and at sea within a week and possibly as quickly as two days.
Prime Minister Mark Carney says he’s concerned about the U.S. escalation over the future of Greenland and its sovereignty as President Donald Trump threatens tariffs.
THE CANADIAN PRESS
Canada does not have the number of military personnel or the sophisticated equipment needed to fend off a conventional American attack, they said. So, the military envisions unconventional warfare in which small groups of irregular military or armed civilians would resort to ambushes, sabotage, drone warfare or hit-and-run tactics.
One of the officials said the model includes tactics used by the Afghan mujahedeen in their hit-and-run attacks on Russian soldiers during the 1979-1989 Soviet-Afghan War. These were the same tactics employed by the Taliban in their 20-year war against the U.S. and allied forces that included Canada. Many of the 158 Canadian soldiers killed in Afghanistan from 2001 to 2014 were struck by improvised explosive devices or IEDs.
The aim of such tactics would be to impose mass casualties on U.S. occupying forces, the official said.
The modelling provides the keenest insight yet as to the level of threat assessment now being actively discussed by Canada with respect to the Trump administration.
One of the officials noted, however, that relations with the U.S. military remain positive and the two countries are working together on Canada’s participation in a new continental defence system, or “Golden Dome,” to defend against Russian or Chinese missiles.
The military has also run models on missile strikes from Russia or China on Canadian cities and critical infrastructure.
Military planners envision an American attack that would follow clear signs from the U.S. military that the two countries’ partnership in NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defence Command, was ending, and the U.S. was under new orders to take Canada by force.
Conscription has been ruled out for now, but the level of sacrifice that would be asked of Canadians remains a central topic, the officials said. General Jennie Carignan, Chief of the Defence Staff, has already announced her intention to create a 400,000-plus-strong reserve force of volunteers. The officials said they could be armed or asked to provide disruptions if the U.S. becomes an occupying power.
A senior Defence Department official said Canada would have a maximum of three months to prepare for a land and sea invasion. The first indications that invasion orders had been sent would be expected to come from U.S. military warnings that Canada no longer has a shared skies policy with the United States, the source said.
This rupture in the joint defence agreement would likely see France or Britain, nuclear-weapon states, being called on to provide support and defence for Canada against the U.S.
The Globe is not identifying the senior defence official, who was not authorized to discuss Canadian war-modelling scenarios.
Retired major-general David Fraser, who commanded Canadian troops in Afghanistan alongside the United States, said Canada could also use drones and tank-killing weapons like the Ukrainians used against the Russians to blunt their invasion in February, 2022.
Mr. Fraser said it is unthinkable that Canadian planners have had to draw up a U.S. invasion scenario. Whatever Mr. Trump does with Greenland and possibly Mexico would weigh into any Canadian scenario, he said.
But Canada can count on support from European countries, Britain, Japan, South Korea and other democratic nations.
“You know if you come after Canada, you are going to have the world coming after you, even more than Greenland. People do care about what happens to Canada, unlike Venezuela,” Mr. Fraser said. “You could actually see German ships and British planes in Canada to reinforce the country’s sovereignty.”
Mr. Fraser said Canada should immediately place more military assets in the North to claim its right to the region.
If the threat from the U.S. became serious, he said Canadian soldiers would be placed along the border even though there is no realistic possibility that Canada could defeat the U.S. militarily.
Insurgency tactics would be the best way to deal with U.S. invading forces, he said.
“There is a quantum difference between defending another land like Canadians did in Afghanistan versus defending Windsor, Ontario. You do not walk across that border because everybody is your enemy then,” Mr. Fraser added.
Retired lieutenant-general Mike Day, who headed Canadian Special Forces Command and served as chief strategic planner for the future of the Canadian Armed Forces, said it was “fanciful” to think the Americans would actually invade Canada.
But he acknowledged Canada’s armed forces could not stand up to the world’s biggest and most sophisticated military. He said, however, that the U.S. would have great difficulty occupying a country the size of Canada.
“We wouldn’t be able to withstand a conventional invasion. We would, for a limited period of time, be able to defend a very small civilian population, like the size of Kingston,” he said.
“Notwithstanding the size of the American military, however, they do not have the force structure to occupy, let alone control every major urban centre in Canada.”
“Their only hope would be a Russian-like drive to Kyiv and hope that works and the rest of country capitulates once they seize the seat of power in Ottawa,” he added. “Like Ukraine, it would inconceivable to me that we would give up if they seized our capital.”
Gaëlle Rivard Piché, executive director of the Conference of Defence Associations, said she did not see a situation where the U.S. would attack Canada. But she also said it’s crucial for Canada to significantly build up its defence capabilities.
“Clear signalling to our neighbour to the south that we want and we’re willing and able to rapidly be a credible ally that is capable of defending itself, ensuring our own national security, our national defence, will play a deterrence role towards a potential willingness by the United States to control some of Canada or to invade a portion of Canada,” she said.
University of Toronto political scientist Aisha Ahmad said Canada needs to drastically boost its homeland defence capabilities, regardless of the potential U.S. threat to the border.
“The better Canada can embrace this approach to homeland defence, the less likely all of these horrible scenarios that nobody wants will ever come to pass,” she said.
U.S. generals would be aware that Canadians would fight back against an invasion, using whatever tactics would be the most effective, she said.
“I do believe that there are intelligent generals south of our border who could very easily identify that risk environment.”
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Canada does not have the number of military personnel or the sophisticated equipment needed to fend off a conventional American attack, they said. So, the military envisions unconventional warfare in which small groups of irregular military or armed civilians would resort to ambushes, sabotage, drone warfare or hit-and-run tactics.
And where does that bring you?

The peak male form

Tens of thousands of armed people that look and sound identical to your citizens, sharing the largest land border on Earth. Yeah, Vietnam in Maine, sure why not
Being executed because I said “sorry” wrong
It’s the ordering 3 beers scene from inglourious bastards, except it happens when you ask where the washroom is
Québécois accent gives you away but other than that idk, lie and say you’re from Washington or Vermont or something and that’s why you’re wearing so much flannel and denim
“We have ways of making you pronounce the letter O.”
We ought to watch that movie on the hextube sometime.
reminds me of the Scheveningen shibboleth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scheveningen
“Anecdotal evidence exists of the name Scheveningen being used as a shibboleth during World War II to identify German spies: they would pronounce the initial Sch as one consonant (the voiceless palato-alveolar fricative, pronounced approximately like ʃ, ⟨sh⟩), rather than the native Dutch sequence of the voiceless alveolar sibilant followed by the voiceless uvular fricative: sχ, ⟨Skh⟩, as in Genghis Khan”
Or because you said “sorry” at all. Remember, Americans are often rude for no reason and many don’t seem to have “sorry”, “please” or “thank you” in their vocabularies.
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Pure fantasy and political posturing.
Also armed civilians? Aren’t handguns and semi automatic rifles banned in Canada? How in the hell do they plan to arm civilians? With hunting rifles? Does your average Canadian (not the guys that live in the middle of nowhere, the city dwellers) even understand how a gun works?
Drone warfare? How are drone operators going to have the ability to pilot the drones when US air supremacy is guaranteed (Canada has zero ground based air defence, literally zero, I’m not joking, their entire air defence is CF-18 aircraft). The US will just bomb the drone operators with anything from an A-10 to F-35. In Ukraine and Russia, drone pilots are relatively safe because they can’t get bombed as neither side has air superiority.
Also who is going to fight a war for Canada as it currently exists? Young men who are citizens of their country fight wars. What is the opinion of young Canadian men towards the current Canadian political establishment? Aren’t gen Z mean quite right wing? If you give them guns and drones, I think they’re more likely to point those inwards than towards the USA.
Also, I really don’t think the citizens of relatively wealthy nations like Canada are prepared to endure the sacrifices needed for unconventional/irregular warfare. Guerrilla war is not some magic trick that lets you win against a more powerful adversary.
This is not a serious strategy. You can’t just whim things into existence. Canada is not going to perform irregular warfare against the United States.
Overall I agree with your assessment, but Canada does have a higher than average gun ownership rate for an OECD country.
Handguns aren’t banned per se, they just can’t be legally purchased since December 2023. So if you bought one before that, you’re ok.
As for semi auto, those are legal but capped at five cartridges per magazine. Fully auto is exceedingly illegal.
So yeah, nothing we could fend off the yanks with, to say the least. This is precisely why a fair number of people have been calling for us to develop a nuclear arsenal. OFC that will not happen though with our limp-dicked political establishment.
Young people are not particularly patriotic. When we had our “elbows up” protests shortly after Trump threatened us with annexation the attendees were all grey hairs. No young people showed up, like at all. All young people have known is high rents, expensive education, debt, low wages, etc etc. I think young people largely think that this country just doesn’t give a fuck about them (they’re correct) and sadly the whities have tended to latch on to scapegoating immigrants to try to make sense of their situation.
Also armed civilians?
Not to mention that doing that is great way (and very grim way) to getting a one way ticket to experiencing a very sudden, and sharp decline in the Military Age Male population. Especially since this is US military we’re talking about, and they have a very long history of resorting to that method when dealing with irregular forces.
Handguns and semi-autos are legal to own, you just need to take the “advanced” gun training course and they come with extra restrictions (can only shoot at proper shooting ranges is one). It’s not even all semi-autos that require an rpal, what is and isn’t restricted is pretty arbitrary.
Edit: also mag sizes are restricted to 5 rounds but getting around that is as easy as removing a rivet
And that’s just from a military perspective. Not all Canadian provinces are equally invested in the Canadian project, which the US can easily exploit. US occupation of Canada can entail formal annexation of Alberta as a US territory, independence of Quebec as a US vassal republic, and direct occupation of Anglo Canada minus Alberta with a collaborationist regime staffed by Albertans and Quebeois. Even if the Burgerlanders are somehow expelled, Canadians aren’t getting pre-invasion Canada back.
They would be a lot more likely to resort to terror bombings because they are indistinguishable from Americans
Fortunately it’s easy to cut off access to most of Ontario from the US by taking out the international bridges. The border for that province, key to Canada’s industrial base, is almost entirely along waterways.
ehh, you’re not wrong that a lot of gen z is right wing, but a lot of people in canada also got really patriotic under the potential threat of invasion. i don’t think people would turn on the canadian government, i think they’d just roll over.
you’re right that this is a complete fantasy tho, though it is on both sides lmao
In the case of a war, elite army units are trained to, well, train civilian population for guerrilla warfare, the military is not going to directly train and arm the civilian population. Afaik that’s how it’s done in much of the world, i had a GAFE (elite mexican army unit) explain me this once.
Central command is assumed to be overrun so the plan is for elite troops to create a decentralized network of guerilla groups as resistance.
Not sure about any other Canadians here, but like fuck im gonna fight for Kkklanada against the US lmao. I’ll fight to end them both but im not picking one or the other.
Canadians do NOT have it in them to resist US lol
Even their current “boycotts” are just buying like 10% less treats from the US when it’s convenient enough to do so. Like they’ll brag about driving 2 extra minutes to Tim Horton’s instead of Starbucks right before ordering on Amazon and Uber Eats with their Mastercard

Keep in mind that military planners try to model all events where the cost of being caught unprepared times the probability of the event is greater than the cost to create a plan. Because models and plans are relatively cheap and being unprepared for an invasion is a billion to trillion dollar expense, planners will model things that they never expect to happen. Creating a plan and material perpetrations are two very different tasks that should not be conflated.
That last part is never happening the
is more of a satallite state and the
have a bad track record in defending their allies, but its good they are thinking about guerrilla warfare instead of just giving upSo, the military envisions unconventional warfare in which small groups of irregular military or armed civilians would resort to ambushes, sabotage, drone warfare or hit- and-run tactics. The aim of such tactics would be to impose mass casualties on U.S. occupying forces, the official said.
Same tbh.
The one war Canada could fight where I wouldn’t be fragging officers. Too bad we’re too inept to not roll over, and too decrepit to not get fucked. But in the meantime I’ll dream about getting to smoke American pigs like I’m Bin Laden.
You should still be fragging officers. The marxist position in an interimperialist war is revolutionary defeatism, not rallying behind our imperialists
Incredibly short sighted take. The “Marxist position” is to seek the death of the imperialist global hegemon that’s been prosecuting endless war.
Why aim for “revolutionary defeatism” when under assault from the Great Satan? What would be the point of fragging Canadian clowns when there’s Americans to light up?
Canada is at a disadvantage in such a conflict, undermining it and hastening American victory does no good for anyone. As despicable as this country is, America is 1000 times the greater danger.
“Revolutionary defeatism” in the context of defending against American invasion might possibly be the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.
Lotsa bolsheviks said the same about Germany. Thankfully lenin set them straight, or the ussr never woulda existed.
Germany was not a power on the same level as the USA is now. Russia was not fighting against Germany alone (who knows what a Canada v USA situation might be). Lenin returned to Russia from Germany. The Bolsheviks including Lenin signed a treaty to exit the war and consolidate power in Russia.
The two situations are not remotely comparable. Where is the Marxist front to join in Canada? Obviously I’m not advocating for unthinking support of Canadian imperialists, but against American aggression what is the point of shooting ourselves in the foot? The conditions don’t currently exist for a third alternative.
that’s because lenin lived in a time when power had not yet coalesced into a single empire. he lived in a multipolar world. one of those poles was the russian empire. note how china did not practice revolutionary defeatism against japan. it was not in the cpc’s interests for japan to defeat the kmt. it was in the bolsheviks’ interests for germany to defeat the russian empire.
Canadian public wants to hear their military is doing something to respond to the threat. Announcing a simulated wargame is exactly the no commitment reassuring gesture, especially when the conclusions are patriotic “valorous and scrappy Canadian civilians will rise up and make the invaders pay” which also absolves the military of any responsibility to do anything. Nb. Guerilla warfare has not been a significant phenomenon in occupied Ukraine, even in terrotory with lower separatist support.

I’d watch this. Gotta be better than the original Red Dawn on the simple premise that it’s not the Soviets I’d be watching lose the war.
Although, I did enjoy Red Dawn for the reasons I enjoy most Cold War era “It Could Happen Here” junk where the Soviets invade America or support a local revolution. Sure, the Soviets lose in the end. But until that happens, it’s fun to watch them gain ground.
I’d watch this.
When I take Greenland there needs to be a movie showing me - strong and powerful - taking Greenland. I never liked Red Dawn. Never liked it. Why would Russia attack America? And use people speaking Spanish? Stupid. And they would lose. Big time. But Red White & Blue Dawn is when my troops capture Greenland. But really main part only 20 minutes. I invade. I take. I win. I give some speeches. Maybe I play me. So other one hour and forty minutes boring stuff. People say “plot”. But what is plot? Boring stuff. And no me. Really only 20 minutes important. Maybe I sign an executive order that movies can only be 60 minutes and not longer. How much time do you need?
Excellent Mango Mussolini impression.
This guy looks like Tom Cruise’s character in Tropic Thunder. Freaks me out every time I see him.

His eyes are terrifying, like one of those creepy edits where they flip them 180 degrees, fucking white collar cryptid
Good luck getting the UK to defend you with “their” nukes, which they have to ask the burgoids nicely pretty please to even use lol





























