If there’s on thing I learned from watching a lot of true crime, it’s this: ALWAYS ASK FOR A LAWYER
No chit chat before, first thing you do is ask for a lawyer and then keep your mouth closed.
However, I just realized that it’s probably directly to ask for a lawyer without opening your mouth a bit first…
if you borked you gettin corked
Where did you study Dog Law?
No
humantreat is illegal!You must know my dog
If it’s hard candy she’s looking for, she should start her investigation at the White House.
My smoking partner once told me he got some illegal treats from a eugenicist named Paul back when he was just a young boy. I asked him what they were but he just kept giving me these ridiculous cryptic answers like “fibreglass cotton balls” and “sporadic fish crystals”. One day I had enough so I took his smokes away and smoked them all by myself. A message appeared in the smoke that finally explained the secrets of Paul the eugenicist, his secrets were too dark that even I can’t repeat them. So if you ask me what they are I’m sorry but fibreglass cotton balls give me cuts all over my rectum when I shove them in my ass.
Holds up spork
When my dog was a puppy I was the cop every day pulling out rocks and pieces of sticks out of her mouth. At one point she had an impressive rock collection.
