on the ground with a Surface to Air missile.
I don’t recognize most of these people, but I would sit at 6 just to not sit next to some dude. (I also like window seats.)
6 is Katy Perry I think?
If you sit between her and Trudeau, the brain damage from the overheard conversations would be permanent.
I don’t doubt this lol
I know right? Right? I know, right? Ahhhh…uhhhh…right?
Also has the perk of being furthest away from Trump, who will most likely smell of shit 5 minutes in.
Such an easy 7 and then pretty much immediately get arrested for murder.
arrested for murder.
And/or celebrated as a hero.
Yes we’re due for another Luigi. Which reminds me, what’s up with Luigi lately? FREE LUIGI!
Carney would look the other way
I mean, I don’t think Katy Perry has done anything worth being murdered over.
If you’re gonna murder, there’s definitely a better target in the list. I mean, you could take out JK Rowlings and be a trams celebrity, you could take out Trump and literally save the world.
I mean, you have great options and you’re picking the 2 out of 10.
Me sitting down at Seven:
Hey freak show! You’re going nowhere. I got you for nine hours. Nine hours of PLAYTIME!
This is exactly how I feel about 9.
6 because of boobs. That might be a mistake because I have no idea who the owner of said boobs is.
It’s Katy Perry, I believe.
And her boyfriend is sitting across the aisle from you, so that’s gonna be annoying
But she’ll also probably be distracted the whole flight by said bf, giving you a window seat and hopefully a buffer between you and everyone else
Probably 8 so I can get some pointers on my Shawinigan Handshake, and practice on a dummy at the same time!
7, and break a neck.
Honestly, you probably would be able to do the job with a well-placed myocardial thump.
Ball your hand up into a fist, and wait for him to nod off and just swing down to hit him in the middle of the chest as hard as you can, and then spend the rest of the time fighting off anybody that would try to save him.
If you have time for a second round, a knife hand to the throat would be a good follow up.
You could just tell him a latino is flying the plane instead. He would stroke out and die right there.
On the plus side, it would kill half the other people on the flight too.
Easy, 10. I’m an adult so I’m perfectly safe
I’d pick 9.
Then I can finally tell Pollievre how vapid his policy ideas are.
He has policy ideas? Is this new?
I guess either six or two just to get as far away from the smell of trump as I can. Cuz that’d be pretty brutal.
Omg PP is gonna hate me, put me in seat 9
I don’t know who the woman at 6 is but at least I get a window seat and in-flight entertainment during turbulence.
That’s Katy perry… Don’t get too close to her or she will buy your mansion and make you homeless and you will die.
Oh I didn’t recognize her without bangs. Anyway joke’s on her, I’m broke and living in an apartment.
She will also suck your brain out of your ear.
Kinky
Can I just huddle in the cargo area?
- Isle seat and closest to the lavatory, where I’ll be hiding most of the flight.
