Or at least events commonly considered in the bourgeois media to be “conspiracy theories.” Personally, I believe that Joseph Stalin was assassinated in 1953 by the Khrushchev clique to ensure their rise to power.
Dubai chocolate is a propaganda campaign to make us feel positively toward Dubai and the UAE in general, despite being one of the worst hives of villainy in this quadrant
someone on here a while back said that dubai chocolate was intentionally named the same thing as a sex act, in order to dilute search engine results and hide the embarrassing thing with a mundane thing
i have literally no evidence or desire to research this further and i don’t remember who said it, but i believe it to be true
Time to investigate
Hopefully it won’t awaken anything
It’s scat
Oh

You mean like the jazz vocal style, right?I’M A SCATMAN!!
I think that’s pretty obvious by how it was pushed by large corporations and traditional media
I went to a clearance store yesterday and the candy section was 80% unsold Dubai chocolate
Most of it had stickers or labels being like “The Viral TikTok sensation!”
So yeah
The Viral TikTok sensation, never eaten.
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
Bush let it happen on purpose
CIA+Mafia Gusanos killed JFK
Evangelicals were promoted by the CIA to counter liberation theology.
I always thought it was wierd how the “new athiest” movement went from religious criticism to almost exlusively hating Muslims. I thought their brains broke after 9/11 or something. I never would have guessed a pedophilic mossad agent was cultivating that attitude among those fucking creeps with philanthropic contributions and sex trafficking.
I was going to comment directly to the post with my own answers, but you seem to have written exactly what I was going to say.
So I’ll just add that I think it is a conspiracy itself that so many kooky conspiracy theories are boosted and amplified as a means to discredit all conspiracy theories. Doing this allows people who are understandably ignorant of the history and context (aka "normies’) the ability to say “oh, that’s just a conspiracy theory” to immediately shut down any consideration that the thing they’re being presented with is true. The person who says “I don’t believe in conspiracy theories” gets to look like the smart rational person even though all they did was spout a thought-terminating cliche, because so many “conspiracy theories” that are intentionally cultivated and amplified get massive amounts of attention, from Q-anon shit, to UFOs, to bigfoot (sorry SFS you rock, but those are silly), to just about anything Alex Jones and his listeners talk about, really are just kooky noise. Conspiracy theories as a concept is an op to discredit real whistleblowers and anyone who believes them.
Conspiracy is a legitimate concept in law: the collusion of two or more people pursuing illegal means to effect some illegal or immoral end. People go to jail for committing conspiratorial acts. Conspiracies are a matter of public record, and some are of real political significance. The Watergate break-in was a conspiracy, as was the Watergate cover-up, which led to Nixon’s downfall. Iran-contra was a conspiracy of immense scope, much of it still uncovered. The savings and loan scandal was described by the Justice Department as “a thousand conspiracies of fraud, theft, and bribery,” the greatest financial crime in history.
Often the term “conspiracy” is applied dismissively whenever one suggests that people who occupy positions of political and economic power are consciously dedicated to advancing their elite interests. Even when they openly profess their designs, there are those who deny that intent is involved. In 1994, the officers of the Federal Reserve announced they would pursue monetary policies designed to maintain a high level of unemployment in order to safeguard against “overheating” the economy. Like any creditor class, they preferred a deflationary course. When an acquaintance of mine mentioned this to friends, he was greeted skeptically, “Do you think the Fed bankers are deliberately trying to keep people unemployed?” In fact, not only did he think it, it was announced on the financial pages of the press. Still, his friends assumed he was imagining a conspiracy because he ascribed self-interested collusion to powerful people.
At a World Affairs Council meeting in San Francisco, I remarked to a participant that U.S. leaders were pushing hard for the reinstatement of capitalism in the former communist countries. He said, “Do you really think they carry it to that level of conscious intent?” I pointed out it was not a conjecture on my part. They have repeatedly announced their commitment to seeing that “free-market reforms” are introduced in Eastern Europe. Their economic aid is channeled almost exclusively into the private sector. The same policy holds for the monies intended for other countries. Thus, as of the end of 1995, “more than $4.5 million U.S. aid to Haiti has been put on hold because the Aristide government has failed to make progress on a program to privatize state-owned companies” (New York Times 11/25/95).
Those who suffer from conspiracy phobia are fond of saying: “Do you actually think there’s a group of people sitting around in a room plotting things?” For some reason that image is assumed to be so patently absurd as to invite only disclaimers. But where else would people of power get together – on park benches or carousels? Indeed, they meet in rooms: corporate boardrooms, Pentagon command rooms, at the Bohemian Grove, in the choice dining rooms at the best restaurants, resorts, hotels, and estates, in the many conference rooms at the White House, the NSA, the CIA, or wherever. And, yes, they consciously plot – though they call it “planning” and “strategizing” – and they do so in great secrecy, often resisting all efforts at public disclosure. No one confabulates and plans more than political and corporate elites and their hired specialists. To make the world safe for those who own it, politically active elements of the owning class have created a national security state that expends billions of dollars and enlists the efforts of vast numbers of people.
Michael Parenti, Dirty Truths
This is my favourite conspiracy theory, the one about conspiracy theories. While the concept has existed probably forever, the term “conspiracy theory” didn’t start getting used until after JFK, and we start to see a lot of other stuff like fake moon landing, lizard people etc. getting their start and being lumped in with the JFK assassination around that time. The difference between a conspiracy and “conspiracy theory” is “Who benefits?” actual conspiracies have conspirators with specific goals in mind, “conspiracy theories” have some vague nebulous bad guys hiding the “Truth” for unknown but nefarious reasons, they’re often lumped in together because one automatically discredits the other just by being compared to it.
It’s a crowning achievement of the Dulles-era (and the immediate “post” Dulles-era which was still essentially a Dulles organization) CIA, the master stroke being Allen Dulles sitting on the fucking Warren Commission.
It started with Roswell. They were obviously testing classified aircraft, but because a bunch of people thought aliens were involved, they ran with it so every conspiratorial plot has two narratives: the official narrative where there’s nothing suspicious (it was a weather balloon) and the official crank narrative (it was an alien spacecraft) while the most plausible explanation (it was classified research) gets pushed off the stage by the first two narratives.
You see this with 9/11. There’s the official narrative (al-Qaeda hates the US because the US has freedom) and the official crank narrative (the US blew up the towers with a controlled demolition) when there’s far more explanations than “the CIA didn’t know about al-Qaeda and al-Qaeda didn’t know that the CIA didn’t know about al-Qaeda” and “the CIA rigged three buildings with explosives.”
Hell, they’re even trying to do this with Epstein. The official narrative is that Epstein killed himself. The official crank narrative they’re trying to push is that uh aktually Epstein didn’t die and is still alive. Both narratives take up space for what actually happened, which is that US intelligence liquidated an asset when the asset outlived their usefulness and became a liability.
Evangelicals were promoted by the CIA to counter liberation theology.
Is this a conspiracy theory, when they’ve admitted to this publicly?
There was a stat that was something like 25% of missionaries were wittingly or unwittingly informants for State Dept or CIA
Dude these aren’t theories these are straight undisputable facts
I never would have guessed a pedophilic mossad agent was cultivating that attitude among those fucking creeps with philanthropic contributions and sex trafficking.
Haven’t followed this part of the Epstein story. Can you elaborate?
Epstein was pretty close with Lawrence Krauss and Richard Dawkins, as detailed by skepchick. Strange that friends of Epstien both turned out to be misogonyst creeps. Lawrence Krauss was also close friends with Christopher Hitchens.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Pizzagate was a US government op designed to preemptively discredit anyone who would give a shit about the whole Epstein thing
I’ll go to my grave believing this
My theory is that is was designed to desensitise people to the atrocities. Probably a combination of both.
I think we’re both saying the same thing here ey
I think you’re saying that pizzagate was such an elaborate conspiracy with little to no proof, it makes people think that any conspiracy of a pedophilic cabal must be as unfounded. Even though we have tons of proof now.
I’m saying that pizzagate took away the shock of the discovery of a real pedophilic cabal by already floating the idea around years before without proof. So people are already used to the idea that it’s real but also used to the idea that they can’t do anything about it, even though there is a lot of evidence this time.
Yes.
The popular conception in the 90s and 00s of environmentalist, animal rights, and other left-wing activists as obnoxious, naive children was deliberately inculcated via popular media by the billionaire class.
This is not a billionaire class conspiracy, this is a project by the full bourgeois state. Literally thousands of green activists have died or disappeared just in the last 10 years and IIRC it was worse in the 00’s.
Literally thousands of green activists have died or disappeared just in the last 10 years and IIRC it was worse in the 00’s.
I do not doubt this at all but I am wondering if you have any good sources that go into detail with examples and names?
There is no single source I’m using no, just based off of decades of articles like this.
https://time.com/5873137/record-number-killing-environmental-activists-2019/
Also I realise now I may have given the impression I meant thousands have died in the US, but I’m referring to globally but attributing them to the US bourgeois state / international capital.
Thank you. looks like I have some research to do.
but I’m referring to globally while attributing them to the US bourgeois state / international capital.
I figured you meant that. it ultimately always comes back to the top of the ruling class. been learning some about GLADIO of course but while it doesn’t seem as well known, I was also hearing more about how after that period but before the WOT they were wiping out all the ALF/ELF groups and cells in the 90s and what you said fits right in with that.
If you tell me “The CIA killed ______” I will provisionally believe you no matter what’s in the blank
The CIA killed the Radio Star
Yeah okay
Drop “the” and it scans too
Basically this meme

The CIA killed Bob Marley by giving him toe cancer.
Well, we already know the US waged an active propaganda campaign against the Chinese vaccine
Considering that, has anyone noticed that 5G conspiracy theories are mostly gone? Strange that just when China had the upper hand in 5G, they were the most prevalent…
Don’t forget poisoning the well for legitimate criticism of Gates.
https://www.thenation.com/article/society/gates-covid-data-ihme/
I dunno, the 5g stuff is also so tied into treats. Like it’s hard to have a conspiracy that conflicts with people’s little devices and stuff that bring them happiness
American media always portrays foreign movies as undecipherable pretentious garbage so americans dont realize they’re watching uninspired rip-offs.
Fort Detrick/COVID is from Maryland, not Wuhan
All Billionaires Are Paedophiles. All of them.
Not particular pressing and I could go either way on it, but I wouldn’t be surprised if the Thylacine/Tasmanian Tiger wasn’t extinct but was now limited to incredibly remote and inaccessible areas a la the film The Hunter
The Hunter
I’m grabbing a torrent. The plot sounds wonderful but also creepy and horrible. Wonderful because it makes me want to see it. Creepy and horrible because it’s as plausible as can be.
Mercenary Martin David is hired by military biotech company, Red Leaf, to go to Tasmania and gather samples of a supposedly extinct marsupial, the thylacine (Tasmanian tiger), with further instructions to kill all remaining tigers to ensure no competing organisation will get their DNA.
it’s an extremely solid movie. i saw it way back when and went into it knowing nothing except liking Dafoe and pretty much any plot involving corporate conspiracy and environmental issues.
it’s not paint by numbers at all and surprised me with its emotional complexity. i still think about it sometimes. totally a movie that i would describe as “slept on”.
everything fucked up (specific event or general phenomena) that occurred in europe between 1945 to present is directly connected to Operation Gladio.
i have total Gladio brain
how many suspicious gladio operations make a heap? turns out the heap itself was gladio too. and the philosopher counting it.
School shootings are allowed to continue to make society more accepting of private (especially religious) schools and homeschooling with the goal of dismantling public education. This is of course a multi-pronged attack on public services and public sector employment generally where higher than average rates of unionization and women and BIPOC are employed.
Also to atomize community.
I personally ascribe to the uniparty theory, behind the scenes the corporate liberals and reactionaries scheme with capitalists to keep the worker oppressed. Democracy is a hoax and the system is little more than a dictatorship of capital.
That’s just facts.
Sadly nobody irl understands me, they’re too stuck in capitalist brainwashing to see the oppression right in front of them. I feel like a crazy conspiracy theorist sometimes just for being a genuine leftist.
Have you ever seen “they live”? It’s a very cathartic movie when feeling that way.
Overwatch was in part marketed by Blizzard surreptitiously supporting R34 artists, both through commissions and by making high quality SFM assets widely available.
SFM was released to the public because gaben wanted more overwatch porn
The JFK magic bullet shit is explained by one of the secret service guys fumbling with his rifle after being startled from the first shots.
The man we know as Tony Hawk is a CIA agent tasked with marketing skateboarding to teenagers, causing them to injure themselves, thereby boosting sales of opioid painkillers for decades to come. The real Tony Hawk died in 1982.
If that’s the case then the whole crew of Jackass is also part of it.
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Israel did 9/11 ( I didn’t believe this until after 10/7 same exact playbook)
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Covid came from Fort detrick
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Trudeau is the son of Fidel
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