This why you should learn at least one extensively agglutinative language before 18.
“ALIEN INVASION SOON”
I do a little self-trolling :)
Don’t get married.
How do you give Lemmy gold?
No idea. Don’t care. After I posted this I scolled down the thread and saw at least one other person had posted the exact same thing, though. :D
Buy Bit Coin
Bitcoin hits 120k
Bitcoin hits 277k
Not worth too much for me. Better is: Rheinmetall hits 1800€
You ADHD transgender
“You adult defect-”
“Sorry buddy, acronym’s count.”
Ehi no fair acronyms are words too
Sorry chief, this hypothetical is FUBAR
Maybe “you’re” so it doesn’t sound like name-calling?
i think it is meant to be name calling, just in a cute way, perphaps add a :3 to the end
but “you’re” is two words
You a lesbian
Bitcoin exceeds 100000
That’s 4 words
bitcoin five zeroes
Me from future
Big Chief, No Shit.
Sell Bitcoin 2025
This tells myself to first buy Bitcoin so I have some to sell. Then gives me the year it was at the highest peak. By then I’ll be intrigued and will be paying attention. I may not hit exactly March which was the highest point but I’ll still be much better off.
Better is “Bitcoin sell 100000”
So you know to sell when it hits 100000$ whenever this is.
Math people make me laugh.
100000 is ‘one hundred thousand’. Your younger self would hear ‘Bitcoin sell one’ followed by confusing silence. Same goes for ‘Bitcoin sell 2025’, twenty twenty five, two thousand twenty five — both ways are too many words.
The fact you don’t know how to use hyphens doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t. They’ve always been more useful and less bot reeking than em-dashes.
An em dash signifies a longer pause — I’ll continue to use them however I see fit. It’s telling, though, that you assume an em dash means I’m using an AI to write.
Edit: Math friends :)
When did I say you were using AI? By all means, stick to your shitty style choices, but there’s no need to start lying about things.
👍 Yes your brain is so very big Mr. math friend — I’m sure you’ve completely outclassed every person you’ve ever met in writing.
Wait, but you’re familiar enough with AI to think em dashes = bot style… Could it be that… you’re lying? Impossible.
Me at 18 in 1980’s: “wtf is a bitcoin?”
Yes, but when it’s invented you WILL know.
damn, and I thought I was original …
I was even wondering if 2025 counts as one word for a while
I mean, why not just encrypt more data points in a large number string?
A1Z26 cipher 19,5,14,4,14,21,4,5,19
Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”
“Damn, I must’ve really gotten into Lost fanfic…”
Sell bitcoin 2025.25. If that works you’ll have to break me off a piece.
Two thousand twenty five dot twenty five, twenty twenty five dot twenty five, two zero two five dot two five.
You’re a bottom.
Buy Nvidia now
Sell Nvidia 190
Gotta give yourself an exit strat or you’ll pop off too early or end up bagholding
Bitcoin Law Travel
Read scholarship terms.
(Got fucked over majorly at DeVry because I trusted actual adults in authority positions for my guidance and wish I had the backbone back then to call them out on it.)
Don’t have children.
Are you a mother?
Yes, but not a good one. Having children made my mental health so much worse, we would all be better off if I had chosen differently.
Don’t beat yourself up too much… just keep things in mind to make some small changes when possible. The kids are here already, there’s no going back, but you can go forward, despite the hardships, in a way you can be proud of, right? (I know, I know, it’s unsolicited advice, but it comes from a good place. ✌️)
