That doesn’t make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.
Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.
It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.
What’s that squeaking?
It’s a bird!
It’s a rocking chair!
No, it’s…
*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*
Of course her name is Cundy
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No one should be humiliated for enjoying sex, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Who’s humiliated? Do whatever you want and enjoy it as long as everyone involved wants to be, but keep the details to your fucking self ffs. Publicly celebrating this shit is absurd.
You’re saying they should have shame, which goes hand in hand with humiliation. I completely disagree that people should be shamed for having sex and forced to hide the fact they enjoy it. Such a ridiculous take.
No. I’m saying they should be ashamed of their massive fucking ego. No one should be ashamed for having sex, but narcissism is not healthy either, and I think it’s perfectly fair to not want to be subjected to unsolicited information about everyone’s genitalia. Have some goddamned self-respect.
Yeah, calling them a human fleshlight is clearly the superior move.
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I guess you don’t understand thinly veiled sarcasm.
I’m trying to say that however idiotic you think it is that an elderly lady is pleased about having the best sex of her life, your take is much worse.
Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.
Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.
Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.
Fixed that for you.
Hahahahahaja
No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.
I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.
Yes.
Because she has money.
Nope.
You’re missing some key social dynamics in your assessment.
Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery
She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG
So yeah, nowt flash
Wag?
White ass girl?
Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers
Ah like that character in Ted Lasso
just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina
Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?
I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song
I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.
hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Drop the bass
at 6 in the morning
Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns
Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.
I don’t remember ordering this vagina with sausage!
Dick guillotine
Attorney at cock law.
Cock law in this country isn’t governed by reason
Vagina dentata
And they say journalism is dead
I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy
Are you sure it just doesn’t need oiling?
This is actually a common misconception - you shouldn’t use oil to lubricate, but instead, a dry silicone-based lubricant
Ok I’ll try that in my car.
Not your car. Just your pussy
My cat is now furious. But he has stopped squeaking.
shit we accidentally grabbed powerbond
You are American, right?
Sounds like the procedure hid her grease nipple.
“you could sharpen a pencil with this bad boy”
Well good for her, this is much better than those news articles where it’s just “Rhianna wears a dress”
right like at least she put in the actual conscious effort to say something shocking
Hey, I can see her being genuinely happy about this and wanting to share with everyone. If I did something that made sex 10x better I’d probably be excited about it too.
