Cold chips
Gun
A Stressball
They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.
Homework
Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.
melts off your labia
you’re drinking it wrong.
McDonald’s food
The same toy, smashed.
An ad for a toy.
An ad for a toy that gives you 100 McGems for watching it and a button to buy 1000 McGems for $5.99 (toys cost 1200 McGems)
That math is too clean…
The ad gives 99 McGems, a toy costs 2000 McGems, and you get 750 McGems for $5.99, with 200 bonus McGems on you first purchase.
Now we’re talking!
An adorable little bag of Ricin.
They take a toy
Probably one of the options below:
- molotov cocktail
- hammer
- chainsaw
- V8 engine
- ice pick
A gun
A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.
Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind
Not really, I just can’t expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I?
The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill
