Even I, personally, would be very upset that the president of the United States was assassinated. But, that the particular president of the United States that was assassinated was Donald Trump, I would, personally, celebrate, probably, for several months.
People would pretend to mind to push their own agendas, but no not really
Personally, I would start doing cocaine again, just to celebrate
hell yeah homes
Jesus weeps when you do the devil’s dandruff.
Surely just this once, as a treat?
Only if you share it with two hookers.
Two? Do you think I’m some kind of millionaire?
That just reminded me of that Office Space scene. Where the dude just wants to do two chicks at the same time if he had a million dollars.
Also, “You don’t need a million dollar to do nothin. Take a look at my cousin. He’s broke and don’t do shit!”
That was exactly what I had in mind
Essex hookers than.
Please don’t, we need you
There’s a part of me that pities Charlie Kirk. He dedicated, and gave, his life to a movement that could never care about him.
I’m just sad he wasn’t revived and then killed again.
As long as someone lives, there’s always a chance they’ll come to a realization and change their ways. If they’re killed, that chance is gone. I don’t have any hope that Trump will ever change his ways for the better. In fact, the longer he lives the more people he harms, so his death would be something to celebrate for that alone. But I would be celebrating the end of his evils, not the means by which the evils were ended or the person who carried it out.
In other words: “Oh no! Anyway…”
I love how you elegantly put that
This was perfection. Basically “his evil should die”.
JD Vance will be very happy, so he’ll mind
The vast majority of people would be very happy. Literally cheering in the streets. That small minority that’s not would be super dangerous, though.
I mean, look at the celebration surrounding Charlie Kirk, and he wasn’t nearly as destructive as Trump has been.
Not an American, but my fear about Trump being assassinated is that he’ll become a martyr in the minds of the MAGA cult. They will see this as evidence that ”the liberal left is trying to silence them”.
They already fabricate such evidence. Don’t let their delusions hold the rest of us hostage.
QAnon people would go absolutely rabid conspiracy minded.
This AND JD CouchFuck is pure evil in the pockets of Oligarchs, the puppet of Peter Theil.
Hang the oligarchs, eat the rich. Fuck them all.
Ideally, he would be impeached, prosecuted, sent to prison, and/or face the death penalty for treason and sedition against the United States.
Assassination is much more chaotic and I’d be worried about the next steps in that chaos. Overall, I’d celebrate, but there are worse people around him who are actually competent, so that would scare me.
Ideally, he would be impeached, prosecuted, sent to prison, and/or face the death penalty for treason and sedition against the United States.
Assassination is much more chaotic and I’d be worried about the next steps in that chaos. Overall, I’d celebrate, but there are worse people around him who are actually competent, so that would scare me.
Idk “The king is dead, long live the king!”. Better educate the people
I think that it would be terrible, mostly due to the fact that A- you have power hungry people near Ronald McTrump, B- we know that MAGA can make a riotous mob without a good reason (January 6).
I think someone like JD would use Trump dying as an excuse to impose martial law and properly try to shut America as a democracy, and a great fraction of so called MAGA would follow in supporting that
My biggest objection would be that he’d become a martyr, and MAGA would gain adherents. I’d much rather he have a very public massive coronary, preferably as soon as possible. That, I would celebrate with no guilt whatsoever.
The people crushed in the martial-law crackdown that would opportunistically follow would probably mind
He’s already staged two assassination attempts. If they say the third one for him, I’m going to assume he’s living lavishly in Israel alongside Epstein & Charlie Kirk.
I would immediately hit the bottle…
…that I prepared earlier, and celebrate that the world has been spared the existence of this individual.
That bottle is just one of a few I have dedicated in my collection:
But then JD Vance. He knew what he was doing.
There will be parties like when Thatcher died.
My main emotion would be relief on hearing
