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actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity
(context for those who need it)
actually, according to colour theory, context matters.
Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.
with respect, worst runs clear
i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose
As you were, I am, and may we all shall be
Piss puddle rug aside, what’s great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.
Sometimes I’m too lazy to sit down though.
Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.
Yeah, that’s why I lie down to pee
I sit down to pee probably 90% of the time but if I’m in a rush standing is faster, and also sometimes I find it easier to get going while standing up for some reason
when your buttholes are blasting so hard you’re making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year
The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.
Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.
You should get your prostate checked.
Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.
Bet.
Cupboard above the loo too
and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day
Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?
I thought it’s a diarrhea rug.
Same
So you can’t see the real piss.
I was about to say it’s easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized “out off sight, out of mind” is probably the actual strategy here.
it was probably white when they bought it
Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.
The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.
The piss puddle edition floor mat!
That rug used to be white you know…
Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.
Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.
Donny, you’re out of your element
Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C’mon, that’s a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That’s dire- yeah… dire straights of a design choice so it’s not gonna blow-over with the user.
i mean if you need a hand rail but don’t need a wheelchair that’s just the right width tho.
$25k bathroom, $15 rug:
Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?
That’s a butt sprayer
Yummmmm space noodles.
there’s no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that’s what you’re referring to
How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there’s no drain in the room. And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water
And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water
At least then it’ll be what it looks like.
Plot twist: It’s actually a white rug.
Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet
take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours
That’s not my bathroom.
Sims-ass bathroom
