US president bragging golden shit right after getting his ass kicked by Iran sounds kinda familiar
#SecondTimeAsFarce #MarcusLiciniusCrassus

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Somehow I have a feeling I’ve seen it somewhere else before….oh ya, I did!

Umm akchewally the Nazi Eagle looks to the right and is clutching the symbol of a white supremacist genocidal state while the Freedom Loving American Eagle™ looks to the left while holding the symbol of a white supremacist genocidal state. They’re completely different /s
With 11 gold stars to represent the original 13 colonies

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11 gold stars
Mean Average age of his sexual partners?
sexual partnersvictimsTrue, but maybe he has as close to consensual as possible for him sex with his wife and the mean average needs to account for her
Eleven is a large and odd number of stars to put in a design - so it works just like 13.
LLM-brain dopamine-junkie Americans aren’t going to have the attention to detail to notice.
Maybe his fave Confederate states?
Love that trump just assumed that the white house was built the same year as the founding of America
The White House, America, George Washington, Jesus, and Mount Rushmore were all born the same year.
Feel old yet?
ok but if the white house was born, who is its mommy?
Is this real
He really posted it https://trumpstruth.org/statuses/39624 but

As I suspected. But who can say these days 😩
hell yeah completely appropriate and completely tacky

At least he’s consistent
Purchased from Pmurt eagle statue suppliers for a no bid price of $50,000,000. We’re told it contains some real gold
Ultimately it’s a Temu Some Real Gold Eagle.
Seriously though - I wonder if Trump bought more than one. He could put up the others at Mar-a-Lago and his gold courses. [Ninja edit. I just noticed the typo. I’ll leave it.]
That tacky motherfucker…
















