A big problem for trust in government is that high-quality governance is usually invisible. When the various agencies designed to protect the American people from all manner of threats are working perfectly, most potential disasters are detected and prevented before they happen. A lot of highly trained government workers do diligent and difficult work for little pay and less recognition, heading off crisis after crisis, and the ignorant swing-voting layman assumes that all his tax dollars are being squandered.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is, by way of the manifold consequences of Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and Robert Kennedy hacking away at American state capacity. The latest consequence can be heard in the groaning emanating from thousands of bathrooms across the country: the worst cyclosporiasis outbreak in American history. It deserves a name, so I’m calling it the MAHA Trots.
trumporrhea
Trumporrhea, or “a case of the Trumps” or “Trump dumps.”
Trump Trots?
I’m sure people are suffering, but I think we all have to agree that as long as Donald Trump continues to speak, it will only be the second worst diarrhea outbreak this century.
America has literally gone to shit!
Getting explosive diarrhea to own the libs.
Yeah, but gEnoCiDejoE and Kamala had that cackle (and didn’t have a peener!), so…this was the only proper outcome.
This will…checks notes…Send A Message To The Democrats To Do Better Next Time ™ or some such bullshit.
Not actively working against this specific genocide in this specific country is bad, very bad, disqualifying. Unless you also make everyone shit their pants forever, then it’s OK to do whatever genocide you want, it doesn’t matter actually.
The Gaza genocide is horrific. But it also wasn’t on the ballot.
Anyone who didn’t vote Harris was saying that they saw absolutely no difference between the 2 candidates and are okay with everything else that’s been happening since last January that wouldn’t have under Harris.
If you listen to a lot of the perpetually online folks, even now, you’d think Gaza genocide is the only thing on the ballot, on any ballot, ever. You’re not allowed to vote even for a school board member if they dare to talk about anything but how they personally gonna stop a genocide.
Diarrhea cuz no peena?
The worst so far. Maga republicans have only been leading the USA for about 18 months, it’s definitely going to get worse in the next few years. Thoughts and prayers is the best policy for letting things turn to shit, literally in this example.
Wait until the US breeds the basics for the next pandemic…
Should be called the MAGA Trots.
Feel like Trump Trots is good too.
Trump’s dumps.
That’s better.
Don’s Diarrhea
Donorrhea was just sitting there, waiting for you to pick it up.
Please do not pick up the donorrhea.
Take only Fartographs. Leave only Donarrhea.
Donarrhea?
Trumporrhea.
From the Diarrhea Don.
Just: Diharrea Don
He did post a video of him shiting all over Chicago. He just didn’t use a fighter jet to do it.
So one hopes that the voting public is learning a hard—or I should say watery—lesson about how important good government is
Most of them won’t learn anything. If they were capable of learning, they’ve had ample time to do so.
Some of the undecided may learn. Most conservatives are probably a lost cause and always will be. These are the people that were claiming “it’s just like the flu!” and “PLANDEMIC!” even as they lay dying of Covid, FFS.
And a whole lot of them were gobbling stuff like horse dewormer and calling for Fauci’s head for endorsing life-saving vaccines.
Cons are not likely to learn a fucking thing from a round of this, even if they have the worst version of it.
All they will do is complain to taco bell employees that their tacos are missing lettuce.
Kinda sad this article doesn’t talk much about the outbreak. How many people have had it?
From the article:
Some state health departments are doing what they can. Michigan, notably, has counted 3,762 cases at time of writing, as compared to the CDC’s 1,645, and identified salad greens as a possible—not confirmed!—culprit. But as Katrine Wallace points out at Stat News, most state health departments are not really equipped to collect and compare case information across multiple states.
Less than 10000 cases does NOT sound like the “worst outbreak this century”.
CBS says:
Comprehensive data on cyclospora outbreaks is lacking. But available information shows only a small number of documented outbreaks in the last 20 years have surpassed 1,000 cases. That short list includes a 1997 outbreak tied to Guatemalan raspberries that sickened more than 1,000 in the U.S. and Canada, and a 2019 outbreak linked to Mexican basil that sickened more than 2,400.
So, yeah, this one is the most serious outbreak we’ve had in a long time by quite a bit.
In 2025 the U.S. had ~800 cases including those associated with travel but diagnosed domestically. At the moment, while it’s not exactly easy to determine while things are still ongoing, there’s somewhere between 5,100 and 7,000 active cases.
The best president of diarrhea and logorrhea.
MAGA is quite capable of spraying liquid shit everywhere. The shitstains are on their way to create the next pandemic.
That outbreak is basically his brand! He is creating shit everywhere!
He was upset at being the only person to constantly shid pant. So he made it so everyone shid pant. Because thats how his voided cranial cavity works.
shart of the deal
Shart of the seal
Well at least on this, he leads by example
Shart of the deal
