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Something tells me there will still be plenty of lust.
I’m not having gay sex? I’m hiding my penis safely inside this Christian man’s asshole so that women can’t get to it unless they are my wife.
What makes a man a man? That’s right, a penis. So, therefore, two penises are more manly than one penis.
That’s just maths and logic. And you can’t argue with maths and logic!!
“That and a pair of testicles…”
AI slop but I believe this is the one thing AI can get away with, at least in my books. But fuck AI.
Theyre gonna learn a lot about themselves
… with their socks on of course.
Gyms are becoming breeding grounds for white supremacists and the proud boys. Probably more about indoctrination than learning.
What’s funny is they complain about gender change hormones but shoot tons of testosterone in their thighs because they are too afraid to become feminine.
A gym is the only place a Christian ever tried to recruit me for his Bible study group.
The lead tainted protein powder doesnt help, im sure.
We are all just one stroke or lead poisoning away from be racist assholes.
They already know and being in that environment will only make their hatred, which is projected as hatred of lgbtq+ but is actually self hatred, even stronger.
They’re either super gay or someone needs to check their hard drives.
Porque no los dos?
I seem to recall that the very same passage in their Bible that condemns lust as thoughtcrime also prescribes a remedy—and it’s to gouge out your own leering eyes, not bar women from public spaces.
You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her in his heart. If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.
Holy fuck, the Bible is fucked up, man. No amount of slasher films can compete with this level of crazy
Thanks for the bible verse, the next time I get asked why I’m not religious, I’ll use “I don’t want to gouge out my own eyes” as the reason. I also don’t want to whip slaves, but I think they removed that after the old testament
God approves and disapproves of slavery in both the new testament and old testament. Also in matthew 5:17-20 Jesus very clearly states that the old testament is to be followed. So even if the new testament did not include what seems to be approval of slavery, it would still not matter. But the bible also disapproves of slavery. If you want a whole lot of stuff you can quote on what you do not want to do, I would suggest looking up the skeptics annotated bible. They make some great collections.
the bible offers regulations for slavery but i can’t find any verse prohibiting all forms of slavery the closest is Exodus 21:16 which just says male slaves are wrong
Cheers! Just grabbed the EPUB of the KJV. 20 pages in and I’m hooked
Don’t do it bro you’ll end up gouging your eyes out at a gay gym or some shit
I’d like to point out that King James himself had more than one male lover, in case this is anywhere near remotely serious
Matthew 5:17 Do not think that I have come to loosen the law or the prophets. I have not come to loosen, but to fulfill.
its a metaphor…
not bar women from public spaces.
This isn’t barring women from public places, it’s a private establishment for men only. I think people are mainly upset about it because of how they pitched it.
If they just pitched it as a men only gym without any other reason, this probably wouldn’t be post worthy.
There are plenty of women only gyms within a 30 minute drive of where I used to live (a more metro area). Nothing to care about.
We should congratulate them, it’s hard to be straight when you are that gay.
Closeted Christians be like: ah fuck
Seriously. Who needs a jym when you have lust?
Grindr hotspot.
“Sanctuary gyms for repressed gay men are booming”
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Does… Does this mean he’s been baptized?
Think of it more as a christening.
Bap’ed in the face
How are they gonna stop lust if they cram a bunch of good looking, sweaty, shirtless dudes in the same building?
With the sheer power of Jesus, duh.
“Jesus is so hot. I want to feel his love fill me up. Cum into me, oh Lord!”
“Uh… I think you mean ‘come unto me,’ bro.”
“I said what I said”
Aside from all the gay references here this is a real two edged sword. On one hand, get all these right wing misogynist asshats away from women in gyms. Otoh, this is just another recruiting ground and echo chamber for right wing redpill incel BS.
Can confirm.
I went to a dudebro gym. It was a fucking incel hive mind.
Half the encouragement was to “bang any bitch you want” and the other half was about reclaiming masculinity.
One guy kept talking about “fighting for our right for survival” like motherfucker, you’re a 6ft white dude. Chill.
If the gym doesn’t have a BLM/LGBT flag and a bunch of diversity, I don’t join.
One guy kept talking about “fighting for our right for survival” like motherfucker, you’re a 6ft white dude. Chill.
The victim complex is real with these people. An ex’s brother-in-law is a hardcore right-winger and his wifi password was donttre@donme. Dude’s a white small town EC doc, and also a small business owner just so his practically-stay-at-home-mom wife has something to do instead of sitting around their 3-story house bored while their 3 blonde haired daughters are at private school. The type of person being least tread on
I’m fighting for my right for survival everyday, because I’m five fucking five and some of you tall fuckers like to put what I’m looking for above my eyesight. Seriously I’m glad my proportions are mildly fucked since I ended up with weirdly lanky arms so I can at least reach shit. Seriously who puts the top ramen on the aisle top shelf, that’s where the fucken weird ass Korean burn your asshole like your getting fucked by Ghost Rider shit is supposed to go.
What I don’t get is, the space addressing “censorship in media” is often ultra conservative. How on earth does that gooner crowd reconcile with spaces that are “Anti-sexuality”?
men aren’t even allowed to work out together without having their sexuality questioned. god forbid we actually become–gasp–friends with each other! and if that happens, it’s apparently only to concoct right-wing plots and figure out clever ways to harass women.
meanwhile, a women’s only space is supposedly heaven on earth, even though they’ll all be gossiping and backstabbing each other for no reason.
Ahem. From the article:
This is what Hambrecht and Parsons are doing with their male-only gyms. They’re spreading conspiracies about morality and traditional marriage that cast women as dangerous. They’re promoting men rising up as warrior-kings who are ready to fight evil, and they’re getting rid of women who they claim are ruining everything.
Ok. you blatantly disregarded the context of this post in order to make it some gender-war post about bros who just wanna be bros. That’s stupid.
The title is, just in case you can’t read:
Men-Only Gyms Trying To Protect Christian Men From Lust Get Brutally Ridiculed
So we are OBVIOUSLY not discussing workout buddies, or gym friendships, or even y’know, if gay dudes like going to the gym, which nobody is saying can’t happen. But you went and redpilled it as a war against men because women have spaces away from men exactly because of the kind of men in the article.
Bro immediately was like “Why are you picking on me?!” Victimhood.
My dude, chill.
Oh, do fuck off.
