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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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I'm realizing I might drink too much soda lol

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • Naich@piefed.world
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    Why on earth do you keep walnuts in a fridge?

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      It’s not a terrible idea, the oils can go rancid.

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        This! Nuts belong in the fridge.

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          Instructions unclear, nuts stuck to ice cream, send help.

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            21 days ago

            My fiery dragon breath might help with that. Hold still! 🔥🐲

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              No! Bad dragon! You’ll burn their nuts! And the salad!

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                21 days ago

                Also, clever reference there. Take my updoot 👍

          • M137@lemmy.today
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            Your freezer is way too cold if stuff can get stuck to ice cream.

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          You have to eat nuts pretty slowly for this to be a problem in my experience. I have had nuts go rancid but they were really old. It’s like sauces - they say “keep refrigerated” on the bottle but if you use them consistently it’s better not to crowd the fridge/keep space for higher priority things.

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          Huh, I thought oils went rancid because of oxygen? I didn’t think cold slowed that process for oils very much.

          • GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca
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            21 days ago

            Cold slows many chemical reactions, including this one. Nuts will last even longer in the freezer.

            Removing them from an oxygen environment will also slow the reaction.

            • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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              20 days ago

              This is why I use the vacuum on my nuts.

        • whoisearth@lemmy.ca
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          Who leaves nuts around long enough for them to go rancid?

          • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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            21 days ago

            Trees

            • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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              21 days ago

              Last time I invite the Trees over.

          • M137@lemmy.today
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            If you find a deal for some that can easily happen. I fucking love nuts but it’s easy to get tired of them after eating one kind every day for a while, it’s a good idea to put them in the freezer until you get a craving again.

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              I just bought like 5 pounds of nuts from bulk barn. They’ll be gone in a couple of weeks lol

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              20 days ago

              You know you can get your hands on mixed nuts, right?

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          Not all nuts, just oily ones like walnuts.

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            Heh, oily nuts.

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          Better pack OP into the fridge too, then.

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        21 days ago

        Also moths

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        21 days ago

        Not in walnuts, no.

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          Yes in walnuts, yes. I just tossed a bag not long ago for that reason.

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            21 days ago

            But it takes like a year or so.

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              Look at this guy, eating a whole bag of walnuts in only a year.

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                21 days ago

                Is this like the reddit thread where you can eat a door in a year?

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                  What is the nutritional value of a door? Would this diet need to be substituted with anything else?

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            Like, in tropical climate? My mom (farmer) dries them, fresh from the tree, in the heating room for a month or two, before they can even be demoulded. Can then be kept at least a year.

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      Keep all the salad stuff together? Or in my case, we have almost no cabinet storage or pantry so all our groceries go in the fridge

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      Seriously. Should keep them in the freezer instead.

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    Interesting way to cool down from inside

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      Not really, people have been enjoying refreshing, cold drinks for like, forever.

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        Drinking beverage is boooooring. I am talking about pushing cold dildos into ass

        • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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          21 days ago

          We know 🙂

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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          or use the large egg in your vajayjay

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      You’d have to be real quick at pushing the walnuts up your ass for them to keep cold before they get far enough in to really count as inside.

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    Such a weird variety. Coke and Coke Zero? Most people buy one or the other.

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      I guess the internet hasn’t burned away all of my innocence, that’s the first thing I saw. 😆

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      One is for regular days, another for when I deserve a treat, the bigger (2L) one for when I deserve an even bigger treat, etc.

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        Best comment in thread.

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      My guess is that this is an at least two person household. One drinks Coke Zero and one drinks regular. I don’t think I’ve ever seen someone do both. Could also be why there are two toys instead of one.

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        I like Pepsi Zero better than Coke Zero, and drink even amounts of Coke and Pepsi Zero at work to reduce the amount of sugar I consume.

        Now both soda camps can hate me.

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        I used to mix them because coke was too sugary and coke zero doesnt taste very good

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          And so together they just don’t taste good?

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      It’s some fucking psychopath shit I tell you.

      • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world
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        Maybe they’re throwing a party and want to offer their guests some variety…and monster dildos?

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          I honestly didn’t even notice the kaiju cocks

      • M137@lemmy.today
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        The two different kinds has no effect on that, it’s psycho level just having that much soda.

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      This is what throws you off? Really? They are storing walnuts in the fridge!

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        walnuts… sheesh, that lettuce will tear the ass out of ya

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        Yeah but I don’t like walnuts anyway /shrug

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          What about whale nuts?

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            That was my nickname in high school.

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      two people live there ? a dude and a lady who is unsatisfied with said coke zero drinking bf .

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      Wild to go full cans except for a single 2 liter. Gotta wonder the reason behind that.

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        The 2L bottle is for when the stuff on the top doesn’t satisfy anymore.

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        Well you need something to pour the cans into

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      Personally speaking sometimes I like to treat myself with a proper rum/rye & coke. You can’t get the same taste with Coke Zero although Coke Zero slaps hard and it is my daily soda.

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      Perfect response

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    you know what? you’re right, I really shouldn’t be browsing Lemmy at work

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    Surviving the heat wave I see

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    Those cucumbers are fucking purple and blue. You need to throw them out ASAP. You don’t want salmonella.

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    Nice try Violet08, you’ve exposed your alt account.

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      I was actually going to say, unlike the violet LARP situation, op actually bringing receipts.

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        I understand why folks think violet is a LARP, but I don’t. She’s too matter of fact about her posts and doesn’t seem to care very much if folks give her attention for it or not. She barely comments in reply to her posts, and most of all she has explicitly said she’ll never share a pic of herself.

        I think someone larping would be way more over the top with what and how they posted, would post and comment more frequently, and would for sure generate some AI thirst trap (or just steal someone else’s picture) and claim it to be her.

        YMMV, and reasonable folks can disagree, but I think violet is exactly what she claims to be.

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    Yo, be safe. That lettuce in there should probably be thrown out. Don’t want your fun times getting extra messy.

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      It is crazy to think someone storing toys with their lettuce was still more cleansly than the lettuce making it to our stores/restaurants somehow

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      They might be into messy.

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    Glad to see SOME greens in the fridge. Gotta stay healty

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      Chance of explosive diarrhoea notwithstanding.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      I wanted to add more greens to the collection, but it gets expensive. Been eyeing the new Puff the Magic Bad Dragon release and saving my pennies!

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    Walnuts in the refrigerator? That’s weird.

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      And cabbage, on the top shelf, not in the bottom drawer!?

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      Gotta keep your nuts close to your dicks.

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      Nah, keep them from getting rancid in the summer heat.

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    Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge. Honestly, what is wrong with people???

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      As long as they’ve been run through the dishwasher its fine

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        You really don’t want to run your coke through the dishwasher, it makes it taste funny.

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          They’re in cans, should be fine

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            Why does the dishwasher suddenly have brown rabies???

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    alt: an elephant standing inside a room. text at the bottom says “address me”.

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    Are you mixing zero and normal coke? To concoct the exact right amount of heart failure?

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      If you mix Coke zero and regular coke you are dividing by zero. You want black holes? because, that’s how you get black holes.

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        No, no, the zero is on the top of the fraction. It’s fine.

        (1+0)/2

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      Some people have separate, dedicated fridges just for drinks to share. So, this may be options for visitors.

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        Well that’s what I call an accommodating host!

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    Oh, you’re who Bad Dragon goes to for those size comparison photos

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