Mine is that i clearly have a dental plan and wear tightly laced shoes that seem good for running in.
I don’t actually have a third, blocky, plastic titty. it’s actually a wire and it’s extremely noticeable
Body positivity is doing a lot of good work for cops who have this issue, keep it up!
Damn, I thought for sure I’d finally found the blocky third tittied person of my dreams 🥲
Why is your chest whirring and clicking?
weird birth mark. hey can you say your full legal name again for me?
i forget my bodycam is on and talk about crimes we do with other cops
If i were a cop, i would totally do this all the time by accident.
I can’t help but to wear the biggest, ugliest sunglasses you can buy
You can make people more comfortable by looming over them while you talk and keeping you thumbs under your belt with the rest of your hands on the outside.
I say “I have to tell you I’m a cop”
Part of The Code
I have a hard time doing any work because I’m on the phone yelling at my wife about how i do overtime to PROVIDE FOR THIS FAMILY SHARON
My shoes aren’t scuffed enuf :/
Shoes tell the tale
Okay so this is very important thing we need to do, unfortunately I can’t make it to the thing… I must do something very important, you and everyone else go do the thing.
We’ll re-group after
I always back my Dodge charger into parking spots and when the police tell me to keep moving along at the crime scene I say “you got it, chief”
hey, I’m your buddy you can trust me. Remember when I got you [illicit item]? I think we should use [illicit item] during [upcoming demonstration]. Whadsaya say
Holding my non tactical vests like
Fuck I do this shit LOL
What do you mean, I bring my skateboard, backwards yankee cap, clean jeans/cargo shorts, athletic wrist watch, bulky shirt and color of the day armband to every protest. Also my posture is just naturally upright. I’m just another fellow agitator like you!
haha, you almost got me~!
Nice one, officer, almost blew your cover there
I turn my head to look when someone says “hey officer”
If you ask me to snort a phat line of cocaine I’m not allowed to do that.
Cause its not from the evidence locker
Suspiciously donut shaped
