Nothing too serious, i want to hear your petty, your eccentric, your off beat takes.
Microphone is shorted to “mic” not “mike”.
If it doesn’t function as a downspout, then it’s a grotesque, not a gargoyle.
Please spell and punctuate correctly, and don’t use “common use” as an excuse to hide your egotistical unwillingness to learn.
Understanding an argument doesn’t mean you agree with it.
No one would ever make fun of British food again if the Anglosphere was more aware of Dutch food.
Pineapple on pizza is great. Here in Poland we call it havaii pizza
Good french fries don’t need ketchup
The calendar should be 13 4-week months that always end on Sunday.
The leftover day should be considered a worldwide holiday.
Any time there is a leap year situation, all that time gets added to this one day, like the injury time at the end of a soccer/football match.
The word is “yeah”.
Not “yea”.
The later rhymes with “yay” and means something similar to but distinct from "yes’
Similarly it is yea/nay not yay/nay.
And fuck English for making the incorrect more logical and consistent. Lol
It’s pronounced “gif”
Whoever invented jetskis and didn’t call them boatorcycles seriously fucked up
Whoever invented jetskis
and didn’t call them boatorcyclesseriously fucked upFTFY
That’sa valid concern, we’re here for the inconsequential stuff.
Fully agree though.
I now can’t help but completely agree, that would have been so much better
Instagram really should be a weed delivery app.
They were originally called Water scooters
Why not wooter scooters?
Splashy vroom vrooms.
Why are people who drive motorcycles are called “bikers”? Somebody screwed that up.
So what is the cycling part of it? Just curious 😇
Isn’t JetSki a trademark? Like either Kawasaki or Yamaha’s brand name for them? Kind of like Polaris and Seadoo (and their snowmobile Skidoo, which my Alaskan college roommate insisted was pronounced “skiDOO” with a short i and not “SKEE do”
Jet Ski is a registered trademark for Kawasaki.
Browsing a thread like this is far preferable to doomscrolling through the actual news feed on the frontpage of Lemmy/Reddit.
I like to eat my breakfast and have my morning coffee while I scroll the internet a bit, and it always leaves me feeling worse off. But if I scroll through a bunch of weird user-written opinions that nobody is really taking seriously… far better time, left feeling much better off.
Vehicle mileage is an antiquated and terrible metric for tracking vehicle health. Engine hours and heat cycles are more accurate.
We should continue to gently correct spelling and grammar mistakes online.
People who cannot return a shopping cart to a proper location should not be able to use said shopping cart.
