if i am at home, i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat unless there are guests.
i need the full range of motion to take care of important business and I’m not here to make friends.
i take my shirt off to #2 and to eat
You’re doing multitasking in there, clever
it works because after a “dual sport” session, i can just hop right into the tub with my dishes. #HustleYourProcess
if you’re at home, just don’t bother having a shirt on in the first place and you can have the full range of motion all the time. :p
in winter it gets chilly, but otherwise yes. also, deep frying anything on the stove without a shirt on can get a little dramatic.
in winter it gets chilly
deep frying anything on the stove without a shirt on can get a little dramatic.
There’s a great Seinfeld episode where George does this at a party and forgets to put his shirt back on before leaving the bathroom.
When the shirt comes off and you’re reaching out to put your hand on the floor or wall
Real demon hours
The kamehameha
Dropping a spirit bomb in the ol’ ceramic panick
Taking your clothes off while taking a shit is simply hygienic. I dont want smells to get caught in my clothes.
It gets hot as fuck in bathrooms
i did this as a child and was instructed to stop by my parents because it was weird.
I take my pants off to #2
Same. Even at work. Makes it easier to align my intestines when my feet are unshackled.
Having dyslexia is fun at times cause I read this as starting attire and was thinking things like FF14 and then opened the image and went “ah…yes okay”
Oh my god, thanks! I’m having a bad day I’m starting to do that.
Aw I’m sorry. I kind of think of it as my mind’s personal meme maker, if that helps at all?
Oof, it’s more helpful than that
Happened to me recently when I ate a full can of cashew seeds like an idiot. I probably looked like a naked red hulk on that toilet
Yeah, that’s the “This could very well be food poisoning” technique
I had food poisoning few days ago and I can confirm
Grew up with IBS without understanding there was something wrong with me, did this frequently lol.
i usually just pull my pants down, but the ushanka stays on
Silk pajamas, classical music, a can of febreze
I always do that. I started when i was like 7 and never stopped it rules tbh
love to take my shirt off to shit, why would I want to shit with constraints
