Shit’s about to pop off, but we don’t know exactly what the orders are yet. I figure we could collect them in a single post and discuss as they come out.
Edit: Official link for orders: https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/
1500 Jan 6 rioters pardoned. Nazis are gonna be extremely active in the streets again soon. Some of these were organised fascists.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/20/trump-executive-orders-jan-6-pardons
Withdrawing The United States From The World Health Organization - The White House
That action will make a bird flu pandemic that much worse.
This makes no sense because Trump himself was a vaxxer and big believer in covid. He’s doing this for the base and not because he believes it’s a good thing.
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“birds aren’t americans, i only care about americans, who can not get bird flu”
“It’s bird flu, folks, not human flu. Since when are humans birds, except for some woke weirdos who pee in litter boxes in classrooms? Let me know when humans turn into birds and then I’ll start believing the hysterical eggheads about how ‘dangerous’ bird flu is to real people.”
avian flu is going to be unimaginablely horrific
“RESTORING THE DEATH PENALTY AND PROTECTING PUBLIC SAFETY”
This includes pursuing death penalties for anyone who kills a cop “regardless of other factors” and for any “illegal aliens” who commit a capital offense.
It also includes this terrible bit: “The Attorney General shall evaluate the places of imprisonment and conditions of confinement for each of the 37 murderers whose Federal death sentences were commuted by President Biden, and the Attorney General shall take all lawful and appropriate action to ensure that these offenders are imprisoned in conditions consistent with the monstrosity of their crimes and the threats they pose.”
Where they will punish people who were commuted by Biden by ensuring that if they can’t give them the death penalty they can give them a life of torture.
This includes pursuing death penalties for anyone who kills a cop
Ah yes, the “in for a penny, in for a pound” law
They’re going to let the feds harass Leonard Peltier in his house arrest and make his life as close to the misery of actual prison as they can.
This is why Biden is fucking pathetic for commuting instead of pardoning him and others.
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This could also outright mean that Peltier remains in prison.
Cuba redesignated as State Sponsor of Terrorism.
i hate this dude. i joke a lot about how liberals talk about trump but for real fuck trump. he’s such a piece of shit and a worthless waste of life.
Aw but last year the state department said that process takes 6 months… Ah well, nevertheless…
Called that shit!
FLYING THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES AT FULL-STAFF ON INAUGURATION DAY
the fuck Jimmy Carter executive order lolit can’t effect Carter, who is dead, but if trump dies Jan 19, 2032…
The reason the flag was at half stalf before the executive order is because Biden chose to lower them because Carter died a week or two ago.
right. but if trump does just before some inauguration some time in the future, we won’t have to run the flags at half staff during the inauguration
“RESTORING FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND ENDING FEDERAL CENSORSHIP”
This is largely the no-more moderating hate speech order, but this bit is pretty sweeping: “The Attorney General, in consultation with the heads of executive departments and agencies, shall investigate the activities of the Federal Government over the last 4 years that are inconsistent with the purposes and policies of this order and prepare a report to be submitted to the President, through the Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, with recommendations for appropriate remedial actions to be taken based on the findings of the report.”
The Attorney General’s office is going to be busy as hell keeping up with all these wide-scale audits of Biden’s regime that pretty much every order calls for. Altogether, these orders point to sweeping retaliation within the fed for the past four years, and an explicit threat to get in line for the next four. Not unexpected, of course.
Bit idea: we just spam “crakkker house” nonstop on White House social media, then sue the government when we get banned for comically large amounts of money.
You and I both know it only goes one way, KKKrackkkers are only allowed to say racist stuff and we will get banned without a chance of being able to sue
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It’s like he doesnt even understand kayfabe, the Dems weren’t really trying to destroy him, they were just playing the heel for a bit. The trial probably helped him more than it hurt him, but he’s still too egomaniacal to let it go.
Apropos of nothing:
How are platforms supposed to comply with this while simultaneously complying with other countries requirement to moderate that content?
I think in the EU, Venezuela, Brazil and Australia, the banned posts are hidden but if you use an USA vpn you can see the removed posts. Idk how long this will last though.
Trump will tell them he will sanction them to hell and back unless they repeal their gommulist censorship laws, and they will fold like the submissive vassals they are.
Also doubtful whether the Euro welfare states live to see the end of the decade.
Holy shit he’s so fucking butthurt about the flag being half mast on his inauguration day.
I am living a nightmare 🫠
Cartels designated as terrorist organizations. Someone just asked if he might send special forces to Mexico, he said “stranger things have happened”.
Declaration of national emergency on the southern boarder.
Bold strategy entering into a hot conflict with basically the only manufacturing economy in the world not explicitly trying to join BRICS.
Cartels designated as terrorist organizations
Wait did he just crossed the CIA? Last president who tried got his head ventilated.
On the one hand, it’d be so fucking funny if they made a JFK sequel but on the other that’d be yet another crime for the CIA to get away with while they blame
the USSRChina for itAnything to read about cartels and the alphabets?
Hmm, I think starting with the getaway plane for the Kiki Camarena affair should get you started on the rabbit hole of the cia. The origins of the Zeta cartel is also a starting point.
The CIA as Organized Crime by Douglas Valentine or Operation Gladio by Paul L. Williams are good overviews
Oh, the Valentine book goes into Mexican cartels? Cool!
I’ve been meaning to read it anyway, thanks!
Oh sorry I thought you meant criminal cartels in general, not just the Mexican ones. They’re mentioned a little in the Valentine book but only in passing for Gladio. If you can get the translation, Los Señores del Narco does go into a bit more detail and I haven’t read it but La CIA, Camarena y Caro Quintero by Esquivel apparently goes into it.
Very cool, thank you so much!
No problem comrade happy to be of help
“Sex” shall refer to an individual’s immutable biological classification as either male or female.
Each agency and all Federal employees shall enforce laws governing sex-based rights, protections, opportunities, and accommodations to protect men and women as biologically distinct sexes.
The Secretaries of State and Homeland Security, and the Director of the Office of Personnel Management, shall implement changes to require that government-issued identification documents, including passports, visas, and Global Entry cards, accurately reflect the holder’s sex
The Attorney General and Secretary of Homeland Security shall ensure that males are not detained in women’s prisons or housed in women’s detention centers
The Attorney General shall ensure that the Bureau of Prisons revises its policies concerning medical care to be consistent with this order, and shall ensure that no Federal funds are expended for any medical procedure, treatment, or drug for the purpose of conforming an inmate’s appearance to that of the opposite sex.
Agencies shall effectuate this policy by taking appropriate action to ensure that intimate spaces designated for women, girls, or females (or for men, boys, or males) are designated by sex and not identity.
agency-imposed requirements on federally funded entities, including contractors, to achieve the policy of this order.
I hope all the right wing shitheads feel good about this when they’re dying because they can’t afford healthcare or rent
Bit idea: invasive tests on cis people to make sure we have the “immutable” characteristics to match our gender. It’d be really funny if this EO caused an explosion in the number of intersex people recognized by the government.
this has already happened w sports and was deeply traumatic for many intersex women involved
I’m trying to think of ways we inconvenience the chuds without harming anyone else.
:doomer:
Maybe we just do the tests on cis people and don’t tell them the results?
4chan has been joking about “Penis Inspection Day” for years and by god they finally made it happen.
did they get people to post hog tho?
Sec. 6. Bill Text. Within 30 days of the date of this order, the Assistant to the President for Legislative Affairs shall present to the President proposed bill text to codify the definitions in this order.
Sec. 7. Agency Implementation and Reporting. (a) Within 120 days of the date of this order, each agency head shall submit an update on implementation of this order to the President, through the Director of the Office of Management and Budget. That update shall address:
(i) changes to agency documents, including regulations, guidance, forms, and communications, made to comply with this order; and
(ii) agency-imposed requirements on federally funded entities, including contractors, to achieve the policy of this order.
Does this mean I still have time to apply for a passport or am I fucked? All of my other identifying documents are in order.
If anyone came back to check for an answer to this, there kind of isn’t one.
A very professional and dedicated man answered my call to the state department for clarification on the new policies and he said this: “We don’t know and we don’t know when we will know. Follow your gut and do what you think is right, the worst that can happen is that the application gets rejected”
That’s the most cissy shit I’ve ever heard in my fucking life. Pure ideology
return to in person work just seems petty
He’s a commercial real estate guy. Now all of his real estate friends can turn the screws on WFH across the board.
But does government rent its buildings? seems unlikely tbh (they did rent wtc 7 tho
)It’s about ending WFH more widely.
That was my first thought as I found out about the election results: WFH is over
Billions must commute
the government leases buildings to other parts of the government
another deficit slashed
Tbf all governments do it, even private institutions like universities do something similar.
RESTORING NAMES THAT HONOR AMERICAN GREATNESS(3)(a)
Denali to be renamed to McKinley
Sec. 4. (a) Gulf of America.
He did it, folks
This stupid fucking country is about to get so much stupider
stupidest day every subsequent day etc
Oh for God’s sake
Disgusting.
Maybe just don’t follow laws anymore idk
Laws are fake they just make that shit up
Lmao DODGE is just renaming the IT department
The United States Digital Service is hereby publicly renamed as the United States DOGE Service (USDS) and shall be established in the Executive Office of the President.
I think it’s more of trying hijack an existing agency since a new one would require congressional approval.
To a degree, yes, but they don’t directly have any control over the budget. It’s a compromise to the nerds.
This reminds me of my city building a new building downtown but not needing a new building permit by just “remodeling” by leaving one of the original walls standing until the other three had been completed.
usdoges?
It’s officially called the US DOGE Service (USDS) so they don’t change the acronym. Trump just jangled his keys in front of Musk and crammed him in the IT department.
this is probably bad for dogecoin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Putting People over Fish
Please don’t suspend me above some fish…
well jesus fed the crowd with fish, so that’s okay
Okay, but American Christians hate it when you feed the poor.
