Front fell off
This was genuinely the comment I was waiting for.
I love you.
Monster dot com
We should unionize
Damn thing broke
I fucking quit
Get better racking.
We’re insured, right?
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Nobody was hurt.
Probably the first thing i would want to hear.
…except Steve, but he’s a rounding error.
There are actually 0 OSHA incidents every year, but Workplace Incident Georg has 10,000 workplace incidents each day and is an outlier and shouldn’t be counted.
Were there any witnesses?
If not: blame the shelves “the thing just buckled when I put the pallet there”
Else: cop to it, I guess? Can’t trust nobody in warehouse.
Warehouse manager came in early (it wasn’t me)
Saw the pallets on the floor lookin’ swirly (it wasn’t me)
Thousands worth of product shattered (it wasn’t me)
Said my forklift skills don’t matter (it wasn’t me)
Mr Boombastic
All right
This osha violation
Looks like all pallets of drinks. Those are gonna be heavy and probably max out the weight rating. So my response would be:
“Been overloaded for years” 🤷♂️
4 words. You have to clean it all up now, by hand.
Followed by 2 more words: “I quit”
Zigged. Should’ve zagged.
Zoop! 👉😎👉
