Building the bunker where he’s gonna shoot himself?
The Epstein commemorative suicide bunker
“EPSTEIN last stand”
Maybe they can convert it to a septic holding tank if we ever get out of this.
How do we help fund this???
You’re already paying for it all. With your money and your lives.
That’s creative way of USdefaultism for once…
He got a bunch of people to pay him millions in bribes to cover the cost…
And then he kept the money, and charged it to the American people.
Oh man I fucking wish
TRUMP unlike hitler is afraid of guns. hes also to narcissitic to kill himself, he will probably use people around him as a human shield first.
Plans to rebuild an underground shelter that could once again provide protection for key White House officials
So, what I’m reading is that they’re currently unprotected.
And they apparently expect to need that protection.
I’m pretty sure there’s been a presidential bunker since like 1945.
If I remember correctly, it was demolished along with the wing above it in order to build his “ballroom”. Now they’re rebuilding it.
The original bunker is packed floor-to-ceiling with Epstein Files, gotta build a new one in case the villagers show up with their torches and pitchforks.
Simpsons did it
Well… I highly doubt that. I expect the issue is that the current accommodations don’t feature enough gold plating.
They took out all the monster cables?
I’m sure the white house has several secret installations, and this will be the dumbest one.
Also the tackiest.
It’s also going to smell the worst.
There will be big gold script lettering on it that says “𝒮ℯ𝒸𝓇ℯ𝓉 ℐ𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃”.
Honestly given how long it’s been standing (lmao thanks Canada, come over for another BBQ some time pls) and given some of the administrations, I’m certain there are secret things that nobody alive remembers.
This will certainly be the dumbest one where the most child rapists seek shelter.
A nice bunker for him and Eva.
Führerbunker?
Trump also reportedly used the bunker during the 2020 George Floyd protests.
lol, coward
He claims he was just “inspecting” it.
Everyone else knows he probably pissed his diaper.
Top Secret = I found out about it browsing Lemmy.
Top secret = exactly where the last one was
Honestly, are you surprised that this administration can’t keep a secret?
It’s either Lemmy or War Thunder forums
War Thunder will have the blueprints.
And probably all that, because of a single nerd complaining that they used the wrong size of a rivet in a single location…
You know what with this administration I can completely believe that this was supposed to be top secret.
Top secret? Then why are we reading about it? (I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this floating around a few weeks now)
There’s an investigative video on YouTube somewhere, with a girl going over the contractors there and their many connections to building data centers. Other oddities too, but the leading idea there is: it’s a data center.
World’s largest CSAM library
I decided, “you know what, People of The Internet, I’ll find the video for you.”
I think the article is junk but, it’s possible to have something whose existence is not top secret but whose details are.
That could be incompetence.
The real pedo dungeon, unlike the fictitious one under the pizza parlor.
Führerbunker
Vault Tec bullshit for the nuclear war he intends to create. Though the people saying its an epstein cave are probably onto something. Maybe he’s planning to make Maxwell the head of the Pedophilia Czar.
It’s so top secret it’s on some weird news blog.
“highly controversial”
Oh, FFS. 🙄
Stocked with 1 luger and a single bullet?
I wouldn’t trust him not to miss tbh
His handlers planned for that, the second he tries to pull the trigger, explosives detonate the whole room. Doesn’t even need to take the safety off, since he’d likely fuck that up. He just has to hold it right and… Oh… Oh no…
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