I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
sigh …would.
Her name is Barbara.
I swear to god if this is AI…
Because people like her keep wrestling them off.
mermaids and their songs are confusing
One is left wandering what a manatee in a bikini was doing in a public park…
I can fix her
I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
I don’t want to wrestle her but I’d like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.
There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.
Manatees can’t wear bikinis, their nipples are in entirely the wrong place
Not with that attitude.
You just cracked into an obviously under-represented market. You could make millions.
Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.
You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.
You’ve been at sea too long, sailor.
Nope!! Say that’s a nice cockle you’ve got there, can I touch it?..
Ok, you may be correct!
Who was in the bikini?
Yes
First
Manatees are struggling with climate change along the florida coast line where waters in the summer have been measured to up to 100 degree F in the ocean. It has devastated manatee floral diet. And they are dying off from it.
Do not torment the gentle wildlife that you are killing off.
Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?
wrestling licenses are a scam perpetuated by Big Wrestling! go out and wrestle someone today! nobody can stop you!
In Florida, is an extremely serious crime to even touch a manatee.
I once saw a park ranger just screaming at a group of guys and threatening them with $5000 fines just for getting near one.
I told a friend of mine who surfs, and he didn’t realize they were so protected. He said there’s an old girl who comes to visit them when they surf, and she rolls over on her back so they can scritch her belly. I told him it was a $5000 fine, and he was bummed. He liked scritching his manatee friend.
Destroy their entire ecosystem is a ok though :(
Is that like a holdover Jim Crow thing?
The other perpetrator:
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
Dun-dun.
You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?
Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami
I’m going to have to see the video
In The Pale Moonlight ages like fine wine.
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
