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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Everyone else goes to hell

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Everyone else goes to hell

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Dimi Fisher@lemmy.world
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    It depends on where you fingered them 😜

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      Best heaven

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    Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link

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    Girls that put their hand in their pants and then put their fingers in your mouth; Saint Peter can’t even look them in the eye as he opens the gate. 😳

  • pitiable_sandwich540@feddit.org
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    How about girls that kiss you after a bj? 🤤

    • ghen@sh.itjust.works
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      10 hours ago

      That’s how you know i like you enough to move in together

  • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Men that lick their cum off pussies go to heaven

    • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      Gotta have cream with that pie.

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    If there are no sluts in heaven, take me to wherever the sluts are.

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Your mother’s house

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        Noooooo, I live there! In the basement anyway.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          Hey, my mother is a classy lady you move upstairs and treat her right

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        Glad to see her marketing for the brothel is paying off.

      • Thteven@lemmy.world
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        1 day ago

        Free meals too? Sign me tf up.

      • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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        Hell yeah

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Going to need to rename this channel to “Lemmy Cumpost”

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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      Is being horny the trick here

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Bonk. Off to horny jail. Come out when you’re thiiiiiis horny

        • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works
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          You have just created an orgy.

          What did you think would happen if you put a bunch of horny people in the same hole?

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            bonk! off to ze horny hole!

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    What about women who suck your member after you’ve put it in them a couple of times? There’s gotta be a higher grade heaven for them. Angels truly.

    • dipcart@lemmy.world
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      Not to be too horny on main but if anybody knows any porn or sites or whatever that caters to this specific thing please post a link

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        Cuckqueen is the female version of cuckold if you are looking for “guy does his gf’s friend while gf watches/joins in.” I might be wrong, but that’s what I remember it being called.

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          Good to know. Anything specific for sucking dick after its inside a woman?

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            pretty standard ffm fare, won’t usually warrant an additional tag

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      The ones that clean you up after you nail their girlfriend… Those are the highest choir.

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        God’s honest truth. I have experienced that. My partner and I talked about it for a few years and eventually hooked up with her friend from childhood, who lived in our old town.

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        It was one of the best feelings in the world. Getting to have sex with another woman in front of my partner, and then her giving me head after her friend had orgasmsed. I have done a lot of drugs in my life, and none em come close to that sensation. We spent 3 days at her friend’s place. I don’t think there was a single day we weren’t all 3 having sex.

        Sound made up I know. I never thought I’d be the guy to do it. But it took a lot of talking to each other, my partner and I, to feel comfortable with it. Lots of communication and honesty. Wasn’t just “let have a 3sum babe”

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Elite heaven

      • Sundray@lemmus.org
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        Heaven+

        It’s ad-free.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    I just finished my morning conference call and y’all already trynna horn me up?

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      Better than before the call

  • Danarchy@lemmy.nz
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    Like for a crime?

    “Yes officer, suspect #5 did this” 👉

    Her: 👄

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    How do I finger my fingers??

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      👉👌

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Carefully

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        OW.

        Yeah, evidently.

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