JDPON Don trying to eliminate his chud cabinet https://x.com/poordart/status/2087690296008364354
Context
Members of Trump’s cabinet remained on decoy plane, after president’s quiet exit, https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4g306eln8wo
Two members of US President Donald Trump’s cabinet flew on a decoy plane last month that Trump secretly exited in order to board a different flight, according to the BBC’s US partner CBS News.
Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent remained on board what was believed to be Air Force One - the term normally used to refer to the plane carrying the US president.
They were travelling home from a Nato summit in Turkey. The separate flight was provided to Trump due to a perceived security threat posed by Iran.
Trump initially entered the same plane as his officials and members of the press, before secretly transferring to a military plane before takeoff.
The elaborate ruse involved him hiding on a catering truck to move between the two aircraft on 8 July.
Imagine dedicating your life to the Trump administration and being surprised that he would throw you away like garbage
See reality didn’t begin until 2016, so the decades of Trump being a scumbag throwing people under the bus, actually don’t count because they never happened. Who could have seen this coming?
Just an entire fucking government run by scheming viziers who don’t suspect that the viziers have schemes

Oh my goodness, I love this
Ty, your vizier comment got my noggin joggin’ and this came out.

Top tier work. Such high quality for bespoke situational meme
2016 was a decade ago so theres still over a decade of trump being a scumbag and throwing people under the bus lol
It’s a whole cabinet of people who have Main Character Syndrome
“I’m too important to be abandoned”
Like, his first cabinet was like watching one of those card magicians
Always shuffling around because nobody could keep a job more than 3 months
the story about the decoy flight is funny because apparently, when Trump was on AF1 knowing it was a ruse and getting ready to sneak off… there was a call to shut all the window covers. some press asked trump if there was a security threat to the plane. trump said there was, “but if i gotta go, you are going too”. like this whole “we’re in this together thing”. and then he sneaks off.
L M A O.
I didn’t think it could get better, but he left Rubio? Lmao

Let me get on the lathe and say this is narco’s joker moment and it pushes him to pursue a reunification of the Democrats and Republicans parties to combat the left and his first order of business in office as the first democratic-republican in office in over 200 years is to dronestrike Trump’s golf cart and leave a Cuban flag in the crater
Wait, sorry, I haven’t been keeping up with the mcu. Are you saying Marco is actually a Cuban plant?
No it’s to justify an invasion
Oh! I see! ⬆️ 🪵
the same flag was used prior to the revolution so gusanos use it too
Yes
That’s so funny
Lil Rubio doesn’t have what it takes to hang with the big boys!


Comrade Don
I’m actually genuinely surprised she expected loyalty out of Trump; I don’t expect loyalty from any of the painted clowns running for office, but Trump has been pretty obvious about how little he cares for anyone else
Even if I was one of Trump’s various ghouls, I’d expect to be thrown under a bus in the sense where I leave politics in disgrace and go cry into my money, not in the sense where I literally die.
A lib I know busted out the Maoist Standard English to refer to KKKaroline Leavit after hearing about this.
Holy hell the libs are learning MSA :0
They’re also the kind of person who says “clanker” alot. Won’t be long until they call an LLM a “kkklankkker”.
by the time these heroes’ work is done, comedy will be fully legalized in all 50 statesImagine thinking that Trump would have loyalty to anyone other than himself after everything he’s done publicly. I have to imagine that the things he’s done privately are waaaaaay worse.

the 3rd golden age of looney tunes is within our lifetime
You’re a big mac
For you
Would it hurt? If I ate all your fries?
KaroLINE GO DOWN
Karoline? Leave 'er.
Trump only barks loud when he’s behind tons of security and when planned assassinations are taking place but if faced with real unplanned danger he shows what a little bitch he is.
You can make the same point without the misogynistic insult ya know.
But would it give me naughty tickles?
Why? He doesn’t have a problem doing it to others, example “quiet piggy”.
There are better insults that are not rooted in misogyny. Kinda weird hill to die on.
AF1 is insanely equipped to handle just about any attack out there. The thing is fucking armored for God sake! The whole thing was destined from the ground up to be a flying fortress to protect one man. There really isn’t a safer jet in the sky, and this gutless bell end sneaks off.
It’s so funny to me that americans have Air force 1, which sounds and is cringe as shit, the limosine that is called monster i believe, vith thick ass doors and armored to hell, gigantic convoys that brings traffic to a galt whenever they have to move tgeir preicious little president. Meanwhile in other countries their leaders ride a bike or a train to work. Or are at least allowed to drive their car.
Americans hate their presidents very, very much
To be fair, our presidents hate us too.
IIRC the car is called “The Beast.”
A lot changed after the Kennedy incident.
From a crude statistical perspective, POTUS might be the most dangerous job in the country. 9% of the people who’ve had the job were killed on the job.






















