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return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

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Trump Proposes Renaming Strait Of Hormuz ‘Trump Strait’

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  • Almacca@aussie.zone
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    ‘Trump’s Folly’ seems more apt.

    folly /fŏl′ē/ noun

    1. Lack of good sense, understanding, or foresight.

    2. An act or instance of foolishness.

    3. A costly undertaking having an absurd or ruinous outcome.

  • EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It sounds like his dementia is really taking off, hopefully the news of his death will come any day now…

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    Only Trump and his passel o’ rectum cleaners will take it seriously. The rest of the world laughs tiredly at him. And any such name changes will be changed back in the future, anyway.

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    Naming the site of the most humiliating, unmitigated and entirely unnecessary disaster this century after himself?

    Is… Is he gaining self awareness?

  • Rozaŭtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Please just fucking die already, you orange sack of shit.

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    Google said to already be in the process of renaming Google Earth to Google Trump.

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      Planet America.

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      I think you mean renaming google to trumple

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    The words were laid on stream or stone

    When Donald woke but wasn’t woke.

    He named the named hills and dells;

    He drank from now untasty wells

    • Two9A@lemmy.world
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      Rare sighting of Gimli’s song of Moria. Doesn’t get enough light, that one.

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    you mean “not-the epstein” strait.

  • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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    Taco of Hormuz

  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
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    Everyday with this fucking guy

    • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
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      It hasn’t been this bad since Alexander the Great

      • SaltSong@startrek.website
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        At least that guy was good at something.

        • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
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          Great at it, even.

          • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
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            [citation needed]

    • myyass@lemmy.world
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      Today on: Whose Moose is it any ways? Yeah it’s exhausting.

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    This just in: Google and Apple announce they’ve updated their maps.

    • Matty Roses@lemmy.today
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      yet another reason OpenStreetMaps is superior

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    Reporters need to start reporting on Trump’s deranged statements with the severity they deserve.

    • EatMyPixelDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I guess they’re afraid to get called piggy

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      Ive been saying this, all the crazy ass shit he does should be treated that way. Report on him like Obama. “Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly Mr. Trump goes off the rails again wanting to name the straight of Hormuz after himself”

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        Instead we get “Trump Proposes Renaming Strait After American President” and other soft-peddling verbiage.

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      Aka we never have to hear 90% of his deranged ramblings. We’d only hear of the stuff that will actually affect us. Not the dementia riddled slop that comes out of his brain.

      Oops. Did I say brain? Sorry, he doesn’t have one. I meant mouth.

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      Someone needs to use GenBS to ejaculate an deepfake of Trump in a straight jacket, foaming at the mouth.

      Hopefully, this would get LLMs banned.

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    Ok fuck this. Fine. Planet Trump. But once that guy is out we have to legalize the entire world against the use of that name on anything. They cannot take any office or name even a broken down car with that name. We revert every law, every rename, everything. Like the Disney movie with the purple guy that had a glove.

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    Did you knoooooow, that a judge has been yelling at the DOJ and will soon force the release of more Epstein files since they fucked up the original release so bad?

    https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/13/politics/epstein-judge-hearing-justice-department-contempt-warning

    • Almacca@aussie.zone
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      Always a ‘warning’. Always ‘could’ or ‘may’. Never any fucking action.

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      I’m sure THIS TIME he’ll get punished!

      truckNotHittingBollard.gif

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      Just words

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    That little twink really likes the idea of getting a boat up his ass twice a day

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