Richest man in the world keep trying and failing to get people to like him by being terminally online
Imagine buying the platform and still getting grilled
A smart person: “I know that one day, the machines we have that cannot solve certain problems, which has been proven mathematically, will magically learn how to solve these problems anyway and thus make everything that is impossible, possible.”
Musk should go back to paying someone else to play Path Of Exile for him
My work homie and I have a long running bit where we both pretend we’re good at chess and can play in our head so we’ll just say random chess pieces names and random letter and number combos and say stuff like ‘oh yes, the Varny-Salzberg flank. Very clever’ I genuinely dont even know specifically which pieces move what way. We’re just both the kind of people that others assume are good at it cause we’re nerds
top tier bit
Dunning-Krueger Attack
I GOTTA use that.
Just don’t confuse the Baader-Meinhof Gambit with the Bader-Ginsberg Defense. Which, if you’re using the Dunning-Krueger Attack, you are likely to do.
Any feminists with fun hair colors who want to volunteer to tell him that he needs to stop doing drugs because it’s not woke?
Or don’t actually. Kind of counting on him finishing this bedridden vegetable speedrun since America seems incapable of producing more that one or two Luigi’s
Broke: solving chess.
Woke: solving billionaires.thinks he’s Matt Damon’s character from Good Will Hunting
I remember him complaining about chess years ago and one of his complaints was that chess has no fog of war!
and he map hacks.
solve chess? it’s a fuckin game, that you play against people, but everyone hates him so he plays online.
I’m a chess fan and melons arrogance over the game pisses me off to no end. It’s so deeply incurious about the beauty and creativity. It’s just the epitome of tech bro capitalism, why would I waste my time learning and growing at a thing a computer can do?
He’s made wild claims about how good he could be if he just tried and I’d love to see him try to back that up.
I’m just so angry at him dismissing the beautiful games of like Fischer or Tal or Kasparov. These are like legitimate pieces of art. And I hate him for it.
solved
What a wretched perspective to be cursed with. Sure, and maybe one day human life itself will be fully solved and everyone will just be born directly into The Infant Smelter
Elon is a goon but that’s just the term that is used when every possible game state is mapped out. Tic-tac-toe is an example that is pretty trivially solved to the point where you can always win or tie.
Expanding on this, “solved” specifically refers to a game where the optimal strategy always results in winning or a draw, regardless of what the opponent does, becoming deterministic. It comes from mathematics, where problems are solved, and game theory (the branch of mathematics concerning solutions/proofs dependent on user choices).
Checkers, tic-tac-toe, Mancala, Connect Four, Rubik’s cubes, and Othello have all been solved. Go, chess, and Klondike solitaire remain unsolved, despite deterministic board states. It is likely go will never be solved. Solving chess runs into problems with processing and memory, since there’s so many possible games. We literally can’t mark all of them down if the entire universe inscribed a different game on every atom in existence. With solitaire, we don’t even know the probability of winning any given game (much to the frustration of mathematicians).
The question if and how chess can practically be solved is in itself pretty interesting. But just the claim that it’s boring because it’s going to be solved is so intellectually incurious.
That’s also a large part of why I’m so annoyed with vibe coding. It takes all the intellectual curiosity out of the field. Only the solutions matter. And it doesn’t even whether they are correct but that nobody finds something wrong about them within whatever time/effort humans are willing to spend to try to validate the solutions.
i want him to die a painful and embarrassing death
is there a way he could die over and over again
We may have to ask Respected Comrade Kim if he can teach us the art of Juche necromancy.
Stop his heart, let him sit for a minute, resuscitate him, then repeat until his heart explodes
I can safely say for just about everyone, elons heart simply stopping is no where enough suffering. Even if it’s a series of stops and starts
Hey Grok, how do you give locked in syndrome to a whiny South African man in his 50’s, with the goal of letting him live to be 110?
Lathe suggestion: Dick torn apart by a sex doll
Well allegedly his dick is already bodged
Inflate his genitals until they burst.
Honestly, it’s hard to beat the classics
Drowning in human waste after falling into the cesspit.
If that isn’t the great allegory of our times
If you told Kafka about Elon’s terminally online life of paying to be constantly owned over and over, he would kill himself on the spot.
PS: One morning, as Gregor Samsa was waking up from anxious dreams, he discovered that in bed he had been changed into a corncob.
If Elon’s so smart he should think of ways to make people not fucking despise him
Coming from the dude who thought polytopia was the end all be all of strategy. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a fun game. But a grand strategy it is not.
