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Gorillatactics [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

Webdevs in 2006: Every nanosecond of load time is a nanosecond the user can exist our website. Websites in 2026: One more thing, just making sure you're human, please insert verification anal probe.

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Webdevs in 2006: Every nanosecond of load time is a nanosecond the user can exist our website. Websites in 2026: One more thing, just making sure you're human, please insert verification anal probe.

Gorillatactics [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • ExtimateCookie [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    There’s another circle of hell that is government websites. I literally had to spend minutes each time solving 10 difficult capchas every time I want to sign in to the French Visa website. It also clears your session after a few mins of inactivity or when just browsing something else and you have to do the entire processes again. So imagine spending time to fill complex forms and then trying to click next only to be signed off and have to do the entire thing again

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      I’m convinced it’s a plot to make people give up and so reduce administrative work

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        Yea that’s true. You also have to wait ages to get an appointment. You pay for the appointment and for the administrative fee, and do tons of paperwork that may take months and cost more money and most likely they wouldn’t give the Visa anyway. Legal immigration from developing countries is hell and people wonder why some just choose to go the illegal route.

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        If there’s no consistent pressure to make it user friendly, then there’s very little difference between that and devs making things intentionally obscure. And government websites need all work on them to have funds appropriated before any work can be done. So the feedback cycle ends up being abysmal because it’s so slow and unresponsive. Making a data-backed design like that is difficult if not impossible.

        • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          POSIWID

      • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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        That’s what rightoids mean by reducing bureaucracy

        • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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          I prefer oxidizing bureaucracy.

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    I sympathise with the need to implement Anubis or other “checking ur browser” measures given the wave of scraper bots nowadays. Being a relatively small site like The Cutting Room Floor and having your server costs blown out by Claude or w/e.


    ⓘ Remember to enable JPEG-XL support in your browser, even on your phone!

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      Anubis is way less annoying than the much more common cloudflare/google captchas

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        Anubis can also be bypassed just fine by a bot. The main thing it does is increase load on the bot runners.

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      Anubis could let most user pass without challenge just fine.

  • Carl [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    good website in 2026: here’s two buttons, each of them lead to a different game you can play in your browser. there are no trackers and no ads. Also there’s a Marxist quote on the page.

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Super Saiya-jin Marx is an incredibly good title for a webpage.

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    I love the auto parts seller that uses sprites and other methods to reduce load times. I forget what they are called, solid stuff in any case.

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      It’s a general industrial supply company rather than auto parts, but yeah, McMaster-Carr’s website is a breath of fresh air.

      • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        McMaster-Carr has such a good website. I wish there was a lab supply equivalent. Fuck Sigma.

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        That’s the one

      • AF_R [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        If McMaster-Carr doesn’t have the hardware you’re looking for, it doesn’t exist. All hail McMaster-Carr

      • none [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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        that vendor always comes up in websearches when I look for tools or parts. it is so easy to navigate, has useful information.

      • KuroXppi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        oml i love it

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      Rockauto would be my guess after looking at mcmaster

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      A texture atlas?

      • distal@lemmy.ml
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        Yes

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    I feel lucky that the website I care about the most, dynasty scans, loads substantially faster than it used to a few years ago. Still slower than it should be though. Hopefully they will adopt jxl or something to improve the speed.

    • AernaLingus [any]@hexbear.net
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      The immortal science of yuri

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      Dynasty Scans enjoyer AND JXL advocate??? Care-Comrade


      ⓘ Remember to enable JPEG-XL support in your browser, even on your phone!

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    website in 2026: heres a block of some static text thats stored in our db. gonnya need a shitload of JS that dynamically loads the text tho otherwise page stays blank

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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    Exist strategy. kelly

  • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    An anal probe would be more convenient

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      Right? I’ve already got that in

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        Should be a FIDO standard tbh

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    Frogs are pretty good at captchas so this added safety measure is much needed

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    deleted by creator

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