Italian guys shouldn’t be allowed to teach dogs basketball cuz they want to replace all the black people in the NBA.
I hope that isn’t a controversial stance.
There is no rule that the dog can’t play basketball!
This is why we’re getting rid of common law.
If I show up to the court and I got my Kirk Taylors on and you have a dog on your side, fuck off. Especially when you’re like “sorry, you gotta’ be skins every time, this dog can’t take off its fur”.
I will not abide.
"Counting or not counting pitbull violence . . . "
I get blasted away
I’m dunking. I’m hitting all the 2-pointers. But I’m still getting visibly upset whenever your side is chanting “Dog-Up” to get yourselves psyched. I resort to my usual tactics of dirty playing. I’m trying to throw some trips the dog’s way but with its 4 legs it’s totally immune. I’m not fucking around anymore. I bend down to retie my shoes and make a kiss-blowing motion to the little charm beside by good luck chuck: Charlie Kirk. Now I’m straight-up kirkin’ it on the court: I’m crashing the boards; I’m boxing that dog out like it’s being crated. I’m hittin’ 3-pointers like they’re from 200 yards away, shots so difficult you develop alternative conspiracies to explain how a white man could drain shots like he’s gunna’ drain the political swamp like this.
There should be a rule against Italians training them though
I don’t have a dog in this race.
Im training outdoor cats to stack rocks instead
What kind of olive oil do you feed them? Is it real quality?
No seed oils.
I’ve been monitoring their protein intake mainly
“Ma!”
“What is it Kevy Kev?”
“I found this fuckin’ cat, I’m gonna teach it to stack rocks to piss off those fuckin’ pinkos!”
My controversial stance is that all corgis should be given laptops and form the People’s Cyberdefense Unit.
Am I having a stroke or something?
Cumtown Reference (CW Cumtown)
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
that is the correct stance, hexbear is an anti air bud site
Try as you might, the Air Bud legacy is undeniable.
Dogs who play basketball. Dogs who play volleyball. Dogs in space. Dog/Santa hijinks. Superheroes. Treasure hunters. Heckin pupperinos all.
I just want to say that any Argentine who talks the way BadEmpanada does, regardless of any supposed leftism they may espouse, is probably someone you want permanently incarcerated.
I feel like that’s a good rule of thumb.
This but with BE instead.
He’s Australian, but this statement still applies for Australians as well.
isn’t he Australian?
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Personally I think they’re all extremely dangerous and should be immediately put down (streamers and youtubers, not pit bulls)
What about Italian guys?
Personally I think they’re all extremely Italian and should be immediately streamers and youtubers (extremely dangerous, not pit bulls)
I should have guessed that a post pertaining to both BadEmpanada, a breadtuber, and pit bulls was just a perfect storm for a struggle session. That is entirely on me.
Nah, dont blame yourself. Site’s gotta burn every now and then, for its own health, Forest management. It was a pretty decent controlled burn really, cleared some brush.
It seemed like it was just a couple of people being called out and refusing to listen to everyone else, one who seemed like a not so subtle fash infiltrator and another who wasn’t even from Hexbear. I’d say it’s a good thing if we can purge people like that.
On the bright side, it got some
reactionary brainworms to come out of the woodwork and show themselves for a little old-fashioned
Don’t give yourself that much credit
I GIVE MYSELF ALL THE CREDIT I WANT!!!
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