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Sips'@slrpnk.net to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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Sips'@slrpnk.net to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    • BlitzKrieg2552@lemmy.world
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      The movement itself is, but the hat itself technically won’t kill you.

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        Well, it could cause you to die, but that’s more of an affiliation thing.

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      I’m misogynistic and want women to be subservient to me! Why can’t I find true love?!

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        That is probably a pretty big market.

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        There are plenty of women who want to be subservient.

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          https://lemmy.world/post/17281993

  • msantossilva@sh.itjust.works
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    I don’t know… seems expensive. In my experience, my face is more than enough and I got that for free.

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      No king your face is not as effective as the truck it has 100% to a face rate is 50% at best

      • msantossilva@sh.itjust.works
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        Really? Maybe the problem was my personality all along…

        • goldenex@lemmy.world
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          No the effect you can self criticism means you r good on that department and i know some ugly mtf with shit personality have more more relationships then they should I think it’s confidence my friend

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    We’ve had the pocket protector for decades.

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      Calculator wristwatches

  • HottieAutie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I saw one in person for the first time yesterday. I didn’t think it was possible, but it is even uglier in person. I had to look at the driver to see what kind of person would buy that and to see if he felt shameful.

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    • cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world
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      So what did the driver look like?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      We saw one in person last week and couldn’t stop laughing at how ridiculous it looked.

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    Funnily enough, in the military they have those big thick glasses they call BCG which stands for “Birth Control Glasses”

  • celeste@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    The microplastics is free!

  • z00s@lemmy.world
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    They’re shit cars but gatekeeping manhood is even shittier

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      Hmm. Normally I’d be inclined to agree, but this really doesn’t feel like it’s punching at men or manliness. It’s more just saying no one will find you attractive if you have a cybertruck. And we all know you can be a man as well as completely unfuckable at the same time.

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        “You will not get laid” is sorta the basic insult directed at men.

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          Only because we associate sexuality and “getting laid” with manhood. They aren’t the same. Are asexual men less men? No one’s gatekeeping manhood in this image, they’re gatekeeping sexuality.

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            But we do associate it with manhood. Until we move on from that mindset, it is an attack on someone’s manhood

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              We are not moving on today apparently, though a few above tried.

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                Well I wouldn’t have expected us to make a societal change in a day

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                  Societal change starts with the individual. If one person today has changed their views, it’s a step.

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      It is not gatekeeping manhood, buying a Cybertruck is a clear sign that the man lacks common sense and has more money than brains, two very important red flags. The only women he will attract are the kind that like men with more money than brains. She is just setting her standards high.

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      No it isnt

      • z00s@lemmy.world
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        Yes it is

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          My manhood isnt affected at all by this. The “truck” is definitely shittier.

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            Still doesn’t mean that it should be gate kept

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    you mean women are not attracted to rich men, really ?

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      A woman married me, so apparently not always.

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    I saw one with a boat in tow the other day and all I could think about was how much I wished someone would try and use it as a submersible and leave us land dwellers alone.

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      My wife called me two days ago saying “GUESS WHAT’S FUCKING BEHIND ME!”. She was nearly home, and told me to run to the front window and look down the street toward the intersecting road. She turned onto our street, and moments later that stupid piece of shit went zooming by on the main road. I couldn’t believe it. It was even dumber in person. I was so delighted she helped make that sighting happen, though.

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    To me, the Cybertruck looks like someone put a fiberglass shell over an El Camino for a bad straight-to-video 1980s Mad Max ripoff.

    Like this sort of thing, from the movie appropriately titled Battletruck:

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    Bring back mumps for teen boys! Antivaxx for the win!

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    I think the cybertruck is birth control, as I assume no woman would get close to a guy with that car

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      Yes, that is the joke.

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        Wait this is a joke?

        ( Goes to cancel order)

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    Yeah, choose cybertruck over Jessica.

    Solves all problems.

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    What is the relation between those two things lol

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      Is this a serious question?

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        Yes I was tired and missed the joke, but now I see it lol

        Frankly the downvotes are even funnier because of how stupid the whole thing is, gotta admit

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      Jessica only procreates with men who have nicer cars.

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        Rather, less stupid cars.

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        There’s a certain type of guy that wants a cybertruck. Most women would want to avoid that type of guy, and certainly wouldn’t want to accidentally procreate with them. So the cybertruck is the ultimate cock block for the good of all humankind.

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      It’s stupid, but it suggests buying a cyber truck is its own form of birth control.

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      Nothing signals ones distaste for Musk more than tweeting about it on his platform.

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        Thats obviously from mastodon, not twitter.

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          Oh, you’re right

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