I don’t have words.
Picking a child predator as AG is a choice
Trump
Matt Gaetz
Literal Pedophiles
the death to America speedrun executive team just keeps stepping on the gas
they’re gonna crash this whole thing so hard they’ll make Liz Truss and Javier Milei look like fuckin’ amateurs
Ready the lettuces, boys.
Right? Like all these cabinet positions is getting my hopes up that there will be no amerika in 2028 so no more election shit to hear about
At thisnfucking rate idk if there’s gonna be America in 2026.
Inshallah
This is gonna be a straight up no guardrails seat belts off airbags removed fucking car crash.
People might be fistfighting in gas stations within a mo th of inauguration because the charade of the rule of law has completely disappeared. We are truly gonna be in the “smoke em if you got em” phase of democracy.
Maybe it really was the most important election in our lifetimes
US just HAS to one up China in the century of humiliation department
I’m not misremembering this, am I? He was like full-on outed as a pedo and then nothing happened?
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Yea and he got off because his buddy flipped on him and they successfully used the argument “you can’t believe anything that guy says he’s a convicted pedophile.”
I love calvinball
oh even better
that said burgerstan gets exactly the kind of representation it deserves… not what it needs (rather the opposite) but what it deserves, not justifying it but Trump’s bringing all the true blue-blooded Real Americans™ into office, bald eagles and the founding fathers cryThat’s gonna be legal now
afaik nothing happened he got away with it all.
Bill Clinton not only still walks the earth but was actively involved in Harris’s campaign
At least it appears the universe is trying to impose karmatic justice on the Clinton’s and Kamala.
These assholes are failing upward faster than anybody I’ve ever seen.
Caesar. [To the Soothsayer] The ides of March are come.
Soothsayer. Ay, Caesar; but not gone.
He even did a late October “Palestinians deserve this” speech in Michigan
If memory serves there was never anything concrete enough to bring charges, but a lot of smoke
His buddy Greenberg pled guilty to underage sex crime trafficking and is currently in prison
They were going to bring charges but the primary witness was the victim, who is or was a sex worker. Since the defense would just say, “You can’t trust a prostitute over a US representative.”, they decided not to proceed.
Since the defense would just say, “You can’t trust a prostitute over a US representative.”
Perhaps I missed some details, but I believe the argument was a bit different (but also probably included what you said). They wanted to use the other convicted pedophile, his buddy, but they feared a jury wouldn’t trust a convicted pedophile. I think these were both effectively speculation though since the feds never formally acknowledged much of it. We saw the evidence and we knew they were pursuing charges… and then it went poof with little reason why
Where’s Q when you need him?
what do you mean nothing happened?
pedos took over the government and made him Attorney General so they can all get away with being pedos.
thats what happened to him for being a pedo.
President Trump thank you for defending pedophiles across the country by nominating Mr. Gaetz as AG
no but really what did he mean by this
i will pray someone asks him at his confirmation hearing, the only way democrats can possibly #resist
Charitable interpretation: it’s referring to all the old people who go there to retire to a beach condo.
Counterpoint: it’s Matt Gatez
Certified Pedophile
(Wop wop wop wop wop)
Musk
Gaetz abolishing Amber Alerts
Amber.
Fantastic fucking work bot.
It’s fine, if the nominations are bad the Senate can always exercise restraint - snnnkk - and - hehe - refuse - bwahaha - refuse to confirm the unsuitable nominees.
At least the confirmation hearings promise to be entertaining as hell.
Sadly no Democrat would be so uncivil as to ask “Hey wait aren’t you a pedophile who sex-trafficked children across state lines?”
As a
, I’m compelled to inform you that Republicans have the Senate, and they’ll probably just do what Trump wants
Yeah, that’s what makes it funny - all the rhetoric about the “strong Republican party” that we apparently need and it’s going to result in a bunch of people who ostensibly ought to know better giving carte blanche to a pile of idiots.
Matt played a key role in defeating the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax
nooo don’t say that name 3 times!!!
If you say it into a mirror
appears behind you and steals your democracy
vladimir putin shit myself
Marsha Marsha Marsha
Russia Russia Russia
i believe in joe hendry
This news just got a blank stare out of me . With Boebert heading Education and the whole Doge Dept thing, I genuinely don’t know how I’m supposed to process it.
Edit: apparently the Boebert thing is a meme.
The Boebert thing was a hoax (
)
Thank fuck. (So far.)
That would be a fun game. Trump’s picks and actions - real or fictional?
Haven’t heard anything about Boebert?
I’m not seeing anything about Boebert, care to link something on that
the Chinese century is coming along good then
Well this is terrifying.
I’m convinced Trump just opened up ChatGPT and asked it who would be the worst and funniest person for each of these cabinet positions
I knew it
Nestor is going to be thrilled
lol acceleration stans are eating
Trump is only the accelerationist candidate if you assume that he is personally more competent than the deepstate ghouls Kamala was going to let pick her cabinet. He isn’t, and by clearly being the final decision on who will run his administration, he is almost certainly going to further hurt US foreign policy goals while inspiring actual resistance to the shitty domestic policies the establishment Democrats had no interest in fighting.
Also, there’s a very good chance that in 3 years time Trump’s own cognitive decline will become as obvious as Biden’s.
All candidates are accelerationist candidates. There are no brakes on the grift train and the figurative pedal is already welded to the figurative metal, all that was up in the air was who gets rich stuffing their pockets while pretending to drive it.
Pretty much, this has been my take as well (that Trump is if anything the opposite of an accelerationist by and large, and impotent due to just how much of an Ugly American™ he is)
I think I’m misreading your comment because to me the two halves of it are contradictory. Handing the keys to the American empire at home and abroad to a bunch of incompetent ideologues IS an accelerant imo.
I was thinking of accelerationism in the sense of a purposeful worsening of conditions to spur marginalized communities into action. Things were going to get worse under either party, but it’s much worse when the western liberals are also putting their weight on the scale alongside the Democratic establishment.
Trump is going to have to fight protests and uprisings to enact his domestic agenda, but the Democrats would have enacted nearly the same set of policies while blaming it on obscure senate rules or another one of their rotating villains.
Then I guess I’m not so much for the acceleration of conditions as for the dumbification of conditions we’re seeing
That’s what I’m thinking as the silver lining too. No way he’s going to be able to kick off anything major in the world and he’s probably going to burn all our bridges with fascist ghoul states like Ukraine because he’s a petty queen and Zelensky will say he’s fat or some dumb shit.
The bad part is all us marginalized folks are in for a world of hurt when Elon and his dogecoin department defund the few remaining social services left and target trans people.