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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

cough cough GOLLUM cough cough

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cough cough GOLLUM cough cough

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    I’m starting to believe goblins do exist and they’re out there grifting incels.

    • Denjin@lemmings.world
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      Only just starting?

  • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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    Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
    Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
    Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.

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      If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.

      • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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        What if there were also a bear?

        • sulgoth@lemmy.world
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          I would try to pet it.

        • Gork@lemm.ee
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          Unleash the bear on Tate

          • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net
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            The bear deserves better food

          • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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            And then shoot him.

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      Now isn’t that precious

  • StellarExtract@lemm.ee
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    At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.

    • slaacaa@lemmy.world
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      My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this

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    What living in Romania does to a mfr.

    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today
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      It’s a nice.

    • Diva (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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      Nosferatu-maxxing, it’s this cool new trend

  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    “Peak alpha male”

  • FeloniousPunk@lemmy.today
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    Looks more like andrew Taint to me.

  • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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    Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.

    Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.

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      deleted by creator

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      deleted by creator

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      that uppity African-American with several baby mommas

      I have no idea who you’re referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?

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        I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm…

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          He’s (South) African, now (less than legally) American.

          That’s pretty much African-American. He’s got apartheid all over his birth & soul rather than a darker skin color, if that’s your gateway.

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            Dude, no. African Americans, also known as Black Americans and formerly also called Afro-Americans, are an American racial or ethnic group consisting of Americans with partial or total ancestry from any of the Black racial groups of Africa.

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    He looks like Babish lol

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      Off brand Vsauce Michael to me

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    Flows nicely, but it’s an inaccurate collage of plot elements.

    • Isildur lost the ring in a river.
    • Déagol found the ring in a river.
    • Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
    • Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
    • Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
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      So one thing I don’t get… Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn’t give a shit about it… So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.

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    Mainly I’m going to slave these bitches […] I’m going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours… I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."

    “I don’t want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…”

    “I don’t want them to have the passwords, I don’t want them to have anything.”

    The death penalty is kind for men like this.

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    He should use that picture in his “BRUV” party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).

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    Thought that was Ari Shaffir for a sec.

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      Saaame

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    Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.

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    Didn’t Gollum find the ring in a lake?

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      he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.

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    he looks like he’s one of those trolls that live under bridges

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