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I’m starting to believe goblins do exist and they’re out there grifting incels.
Only just starting?
Was Gollum willing to kill people for the ring? Yes.
Was Gollum completely obsessive about a ring? Also yes.
Would I want to be trapped in a room with Gollum and not Andrew Tate? Yes.If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.
What if there were also a bear?
I would try to pet it.
Unleash the bear on Tate
The bear deserves better food
And then shoot him.
Now isn’t that precious
What living in Romania does to a mfr.
It’s a nice.
Nosferatu-maxxing, it’s this cool new trend
At least bad things are happening to ONE bad person. Andrew Tate, my beacon of hope.
My feelings exactly. We have to be happy about even small wins like this
“Peak alpha male”
Looks more like andrew Taint to me.
Him, his brother, Canadian benzo king, that uppity African-American with several baby mommas, orange deity, Yaxley-Fucking-Lennon et al. almost make me want to be anti cis white male… but then I realise that would make me more, not less, like them.
Kids, if you’re reading this, trust me when I say that if these guys are your heroes then you’ve fucked up already - but it’s never too late to save yourself. Good luck.
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that uppity African-American with several baby mommas
I have no idea who you’re referring to, but why are you using slurs and negative stereotypes?
I think they are trying to refer to musk but he is African not African-American. Hrm…
He’s (South) African, now (less than legally) American.
That’s pretty much African-American. He’s got apartheid all over his birth & soul rather than a darker skin color, if that’s your gateway.
Dude, no. African Americans, also known as Black Americans and formerly also called Afro-Americans, are an American racial or ethnic group consisting of Americans with partial or total ancestry from any of the Black racial groups of Africa.
Flows nicely, but it’s an inaccurate collage of plot elements.
- Isildur lost the ring in a river.
- Déagol found the ring in a river.
- Sméagol killed Déagol for the ring.
- Sméagol (now Gollum) lost the ring in a cave.
- Bilbo, Frodo, Sam, Frodo, Gollum, 🌋?
So one thing I don’t get… Hobbits are supposed to be like a nice race, not easily corruptible, all they want is food and peace. A hobbit would be the best race to trust with the one ring. Bilbo had it for like 80+ years and gave it away, Frodo threw it away and ignored it for like 18 years, Sam didn’t give a shit about it… So why did it corrupt Sméagol so? He was a hobbit too.
He looks like Babish lol
Off brand Vsauce Michael to me
Mainly I’m going to slave these bitches […] I’m going to make them work even more hours and hours and hours… I work these bitches like slaves. […] SLAVE work. Minimum 10 or 12 hours a day."
“I don’t want to tell them that they have OnlyFans, I want that money to be used by me and you, screw them…”
“I don’t want them to have the passwords, I don’t want them to have anything.”
He should use that picture in his “BRUV” party campaign for UK Prime Minister (which is totally not just about attracting money from Elon Musk).
Thought that was Ari Shaffir for a sec.
Saaame
Oh boy, dude hit the wall running.
he looks like he’s one of those trolls that live under bridges
Didn’t Gollum find the ring in a lake?
he lost it at an underground lake, where bilbo found it. gollum found the ring in a river, or rather, his friend found it in a river, and then gollum killed him and took it from him.
