The fuck do they mean by whole milk? Raw milk I’d understand them saying, but I’m pretty sure I can go to the grocery and buy whole milk right now.
Were you expecting competency?
lol the vibes this gives are those of a senile removed rambling to farm animals who equally don’t give a shit
Every time a corporation or government body tries to appeal to pop culture I die a little inside.
Also Stardew is anti-capitalist you harsh dang dingus
I don’t think it’s anti-capitalist, or at least it wasn’t when I played it last. It’s more about “the evil, horrible bourgeoisie are crushing the pure and wholesome petit bourgeoisie.”
True
Oh you missed the plot where the moment the Joja leave Pierre reveals his true colors
Could you elaborate? I was only faintly aware that there was a story and not just a dating sim and quest system
Pierre, the owner of the wholesome Mom and Pop shop says its his dream to expand and get as big as jojamart. Sooooo when you spend all that time removing his competition you’re just creating a power vacuum for him to fill
Is there any further characterization on this?
If i was a game dev and the white house posted somethibg like this with my game i’d just post “kys” as a quote tweet and never ever ver aclnowledge it again
I think there’s something to be said for legal action
lmao suing hitler cause he violated your copyright
It’d at least be fun to see the destruction of copyright law if your interpretation is correct.
It won’t be destroyed. Only selectively enforced, like the rest of the laws.
I think it’s already on track to only be selectively enforced given the AI situation, but there’s a difference between selectivity that can hide behind the facade that there’s a confounding difference between two circumstances versus one that absolutely cannot make such a claim.
You seem to be under the impression that words have meaning and if people speak inconsistently that that would be a problem for them
These mutant cumskins and their ability to digest lactose as an adult is an affront to nature. Yakub what have you done??!
I thought CHUDs hated Stardew because it is wholesome and girls play it and it involves gay.
Or is it one of those things where it is too popular for them to denounce it, so they have to pretend to like it so they don’t look (more) foolish?
No, I think it’s just that they went “Popular Farm Game” into Google and then had the AI make the image
MAGA woman probably made this.
This shit is so cringe. It’s made all the more insufferable because I know no one will pay a price for the admin’s crimes.
Those mixels are just horrid. Also, the gold number is dogwhistling another Trump term, which I am not particularly fond of.
I don’t care to check how many war criminals we’ve had, but he was #45 for term one iirc. So not only is this implying he’s running again in 3 years, but that he was president during Biden’s terminal stay.
Incredible amounts of cope. 10/10. Couldn’t be more petty if I tried myself.
Stardew valley bad ending
The ending that somehow is the worst of both worlds between Joja and Pierre
M£G/ hat
CHUDs ARE “fellow kids” so I can’t really do a
joke.Fuck, is this what it feels to be getting old? Yeah, chuds always have been the “hip” crowd, but still.
Yeah, chuds always have been the “hip” crowd, but still.
Surely you jest?
Yes and no, the soy right is hardly new, this fellow kids has been going on for a while.
Raegan is some Hollywood ghoul, for instance.
It is a kulak simulator…
Donald spends his time milking cows, and talking to Abigail, the schoolage child who lives with her parents
spoiler
Abigail is also featured in the screenshot on the marriage page on the stardew valley wiki lol, realising Abigail is a child made me put the game down and never pick it up again
Where did you get the idea that Abigail is a child?
POWER DYNAMICS because she’s under the age of 35
Do you disagree?!
30 is certainly school age, she should be going to medical school at that age, or enrolled in residency. Definitely too young to be eligible for marriage, dating, or any affection whatsoever.
She eats rocks
maybe let women have hobbies??
She, along with the jock who lives with his grandparents, and the rocker kid who lives with his parents, feel teenage coded, but i haven’t got enough “heart events” or whatever to learn their complete backstories. Some of the abigail events are about how she’s not a “little girl” anymore and rebelling against her small business tyrant dad, which feels like she’s implied to be a teenager
There’s also the goth guy that lives in his parents basement, but he’s apparently the older half sibling of the also teenage-coded girl who’s apparently a nurse, which would make her early-mid 20s at least and him older than that
It’s intentionally ambiguous to let players of different ages project a little bit because there are only so many romance options and they need them to appeal to/be compatible with as many people as possible. It’s why they’re mostly archetypes with maybe a unique detail here and there.
I never got that vibe, given that they hang out at a bar in the evenings.
I feel like this might be a small town / less affluent town thing. I always just assumed some of the young people in Stardew have that slightly arrested development and same living situation as they would as teenagers like lots of people who grew up in the country or towns that were hard to get out of do.
makes sense, even if they wanted to move out there aren’t any apartments to rent, and barely any jobs. just live with your dad and work part time at walmart while waiting for your music project to make it (it won’t)
Have you never met a young adult who lives with their parents?
