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How long had they been dead when those photos were taken?
Idk, but his mom went public with statements declaring her son was a piece of shit.
She was mostly mad that he stole her hairdo
She wore it better
Ohhhhhhh my diddyblud
You mean his real face, or the person whose face he stole to put over his own face?
🤣🤣🤣
Melania sleeping…
That’s him alright
100% sleep paralysis demon material
…okay, now you’re getting into time lord territory and i don’t care for that…
The parent pics are somehow worse
he looks like his mom
He got the bronzer idea from his dad.
“Edgar… Your skin is falling off your bones”
“Give me sugar. In water… More sugar. More!”
Ahaha we had an exterminator at work that sounded just like that guy, it couldn’t have been more perfect. Whenever he came around we would all mumble “merrrhmsugar water” and I still crack up every time I hear it
I only watched men in black once in the 90s as a kid. I never understood why he wanted sugar in water.
He was a giant alien cockroach
I know that, but I still don’t see the sugar + water connection in that.
Mix up some sugar water and leave it out on your back porch overnight
Point taken.
Your*
How is it so hard to get right? You even got it right just a few words later.
Oops shit I hate that. Thanks for the correction honestly lol
Reminds me of
They both look like Very Important People guests
Trump: “I took that hundred thousand dollars and i invested it and turned into SIX-TEEN-THOUSAND-DOLLARS”
Holy fuck what is wrong with their…everything?
Came here for the roasting and I am not disappointed.
They look like some kind of creatures from a body horror b-movie.
Papa? Mama?
“WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE LOVE MEEEEEE”
No!
I still am not sure if this is some prank
What the fuck are these creatures?
This is what peak humanity looks like! 😂 Fucking inbred swine the lot of them.
According to Fred Trump’s Wikipedia Page, Donald Trump’s grandfather, Frederich Trump, married Elizabeth Christ in the early 1900s. So when Fred Trump was born in 1905, he was named “Frederick Christ Trump”.
That makes Donald Trump, literally, the Son of Christ. No wonder he is so delusional.
His father was actually brilliant at business and amassed the fortune that allowed Trump to flourish as a brand. Donald has a history of bankrupting everything he touches. Donald is the opposite of his father, he is literally the anti-Christ.
Fun fact, even Fred thought Donny was a dumbass
The NYT did a deep dive on the family finances. The only thing they were brilliant at was grift and dodging taxes. Nothing has changed because of it, they were thieves and liars back then and thieves and liars today. They are also brilliant at obfuscating all their activities, so well played, I guess?
Yeah brilliant at sucking wealth from the lower classes, such a great businessman, if great businessman means just having no scruples or morals and conning people for personal gain. I could get rich robbing banks, which wouldn’t make me a great businessman, nor a great man.
Brilliant or more of a mobster, heir of a brothel owner?
It does take a certain level of intelligence to thrive in that type of environment and survive. I’m pretty sure Donald only survived because he wasn’t worth the bullet and just kept not imploding somehow.
It is very telling how he is constantly deflecting and blaming others and never admitting guilt- it tells us everything we need to know about his family life and how his parents treated him. He needs perpetual praise and love, it is never enough, which is because he never got any. He evades and lies all the time because he was always blamed and punished for everything and never being good enough. Like parents, like son.
It’s also why he is so petulant and childish. To grow as humans we need to develop our capacity for taking responsibility and admit our mistakes and shortcomings. He would never do that because he was already mercilessly stomped into the ground by his family, so would do everything he could to avoid the blame, even when he was at fault.
I have seen this before.
So his father wore a maniquin mask and he is a clone of his mother?
Anyone know what’s up with Fred’s head? Did he have some sort of congenital deformity or did he have part of his skull removed or something?
Bad genes. The worst! Terrible
A lot of people are saying it.
SAD!
👐
With tears in their eyes.
early facelift.
wouldn’t you want to wait for them to iron out the bugs first? (fuck bill burr, he didn’t have to perform at dubai)
No, cancer.
And before you feel sorry for him, he was a terrible human being. Trump’s mum was alright, actually.
Trump’s mom’s story is… interesting and also tragic. it’s largely an exploration of how unhealthy power dynamics can break a person. she came to america broke as shit and worked as a housekeeper in Fred Trump’s estate. immediately she thought he was handsome and wanted to get with that, and was absolutely certain she’d found her handsome prince to lift her out of poverty. they eventually were wed, and the details surrounding Fred Trump approaching her family are murky but… it seems to me he thought of himself purchasing her like one of his development properties. once she gave birth to her first son, she wasn’t allowed near him. her second son, Donald, she swore to be close with, but she didn’t have the power in the relationship to get to be close with her son.
Fred felt that her feminine influence on his sons risked that they wouldn’t grow up to be the strong men he needed to run his burgeoning real estate empire. Donald’s older brother coped with the pressure by drinking himself to death. then Donald, the spare, became the main bet on who would run the empire.
it’s all so fucked. i’d much rather be broke as fuck and close with my mother
Maybe inbreeding or the result of a child pregnancy.
it looks like he got bone/jaw cancer at some point, so they had to remove part of the jaw.
Fucking nightmare fuel.
They look exactly like the kinds of people who would birth someone into a lifestyle of horrific social attitudes and a doctrine of aesthetics and appearances over substance.
They also look like they are literally struggling to keep the human flesh on their twisted, hellspawned bodies.
Emperor Nero vibes.
