- cross-posted to:
- koth@adultswim.fan
- cross-posted to:
- koth@adultswim.fan
cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/koth/p/1303179/it-s-our-fault-for-having-shins-really
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I rode fiddy planes
I am not that tall, but tall enough that my knee hits the plastic protection piece on the front seat, it is not fun.
I’m 5ft 2 and I feel like I barely fit in an airplane seat. And God forbid I have to use the restroom during the flight.
Restrooms smaller than portable Scotty potties.
I’m not someone who has claustrophobia but I’ll be real. Those restrooms feel like a coffin. And being on a flight longer 2 hours is a test of my mental fortitude.
I’ve been on an airplane a few times for about 9 hours and I honestly felt slightly traumatized by the experience.
Id love to travel to farther places but I don’t think I can handle those 13 hr flights.
All so rich people can rent entire apartments in the sky. Their seats get bigger while ours get smaller, doubly so for bathrooms.
I killed fiddy men!
Go jail now
I don’t think he got it. LOL.
Haha I don’t think so.
“You’re not mah daddy, a’hm your daddy!”
Once upon a time, KLM was fined for providing too little legroom. Good times…
Replace the guy with just moneybags on their way to get emptied.
This plane can fit 50 men!
Oh come on, they aren’t all like that.
This one is great for those who want to smell farts blasted right into their faces.
Accessibility also loves it!
That feels so claustrophobic for the poor belowdecks person. You think they do seating based on phobia for this shit? You know, make the experience of flying just a tiny bit more miserable with bodily dread and stuff?
Mmm directly at fart level
Have you tried not being so tall? /s
Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers) bus bus and train manufacturers, too. And car makers when it comes to the back seats. Basically any company producing means of multi-person transportation.
I have a Mustang, it’s a convertible. I’d honestly rather NOT have the back seats. They are useless anyway, I’d rather just have a 2 seater sports car.
Not just airlines (or rather plane manufacturers)
Distance between seats is determined by the airline, not the plane manufacturers. The seats mount on rails and are easily moved around by the airlines to optimize amount of possible seats.
Which is also why the windows never fucking line up.
Tojo took m’leg room!
(From my driving school textbook)This is not even a joke for WestJet.
WestJet says feedback and operational data about the scaled-back 28-inch seat pitch, which reduced legroom, prompted the airline to change its “cabin-configuration approach” on aircraft where seating had been “densified.”
Aahhh, who doesn’t love some corpo speak
You have to be this small to ride this plane
I physically don’t fit in a 30" seat pitch, that sounds like hell
Is that a couple of floating scrotums?
If only there was someone who could trace those dicks
